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20 minutes into Netflix and chill, and he gives you this look

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Almost Everyone: Oh my god! SkekMal is so cool!

Almost Everyone: *only talks about him*

Me: Ahem. Is no one gonna talk about these motherfuckers? *points at SkekSo and SkekTek*

Almost Everyone: What? No.

Me: C'mon dude! I mean this asshole *points at SkekTek* likes animals, and is the smartest Skeksis. And you can fight me over that.

Almost Everyone: Meh.

Me: *sighs* Well, okay. But what about this dick head? *points at SkekSo* In the movie from 1982, he died in like the first five damn minutes. We can get to know the character better.

Almost Everyone: No! Why don't you like SkekMal?!

Me: I DO BUT GIVE THE OTHER CHARACTERS SOME ATTENTION BRO REEEEEEE-

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Seladon: I am disgusted, I am revolted!

Seladon: *climbing into the washing machine* I dedicate my life to our Lords and Saviors, the Skeksis'!

Seladon, while closing the washing machine door: AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!

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Person on the Drive-Thru speaker: Can I help you?

SkekTek: ...

SkekTek: No. *drives away*

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SkekTek: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

SkekSil: My name is Chamberlain with a B, and i've been afraid of insects my entire life-

SkekTek: Stop stop stop, where?

SkekSil: Huh?

SkekTek: Where's the B?

SkekSil: *voice is shaky* ThErE's A bEe?!

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Oops-

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Oh wow-

GUYS I THINK I FOUND WHERE SKEKSIL WENT TO COLLAGE-

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okay so...

I may or may not have created an entire new race of creatures that live in Thra. They are kinda like Mystics and Skeksis, except they weren’t separated from UrSkeks. They have always lived on Thra. They aren’t evil like Skeksis’, but they aren’t good like Mystics. They’re in the middle. And they’re all female. Look I wanted to balance out the world of Thra okay? In the movie we see like two women and that’s about it-

I decided to use a character maker to make them, because as i’ve said before I don’t like my art skills. Just like the Skeksis and Mystics, they have roles. They hide in underground tunnels and caves so no one finds them. They just want to mind their own damn business. They have gelfling skin tones, and animal like ears, and of course tails. They don’t have any powers, they just have skills like most creatures in Thra. However, when they form a strong bond with someone, whether it be friendship, or a romantic interest, they’re eyes glow. It’s their way of say they really like/love them, but most of the time they don’t know when their eyes glow. Just like a Skeksis or a Mystic, all of their name start with something like Ur or Skek, but theirs start with Viv. So.... i’ll let you guys decide if you want to see them.. and until then i’ll just give you their names. They’re creature name is Vivacious’.

VivAya the Baker

VivEve the Designer 

VivGia the Disbeliever

VivLiz the Gatherer

VivLyn the Realistic Comedian 

VivMea the Stalker

VivOva the Philomath

VivSue the Sailor

VivSan the Sycophant

VivSia the Queen

VivTai the Engineer 

VivVan the Authorizer 

VivZoe the Tradition Keeper

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I’m dying-

He named her ‘stripper pole’ and said he’d eat a skeksis ass before hers-

My brother shouldn’t give me his phone 😂

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Soooo.....

One time my brother asked if ‘I really like Hup that much’.

...............So I questioned my existence for a moment and then I cut my hair super short by myself....and my bro and lil sis said it looks good even though a professional didn’t do it. 

And now they keep calling me Hup-

I’m not blushing shut yo mouth dude-

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Me: *Trying to humanize The Dark Crystal characters*

My Brain: That looks bad erase it.

Me: Ok.

Me: *looking on Tumblr to make sure no one did the same design as me, because I don't want people to think I stole it*

My Brain: Wait stop- Look at that fanart of a humanized (insert TDC character)! It looks so much better than yours!

Me:.....Shit you're right. I can't post this drawing. It looks horrible. It doesn't even look like the character. That drawing looks so much better. I draw like a 9 year old there is no way I can post this-

(Should I post my humanized The Dark Crystal Characters? They look bad and there's only like one I like because no one did them yet-)

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SkekSil: Skeksis gotta take their time getting pretty. You think all of this was an accident?

SkekSo: Yes...Yes you were-

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I got SkekTek the Scientist-

Wut-

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Welp, I got Spriton. I’m happy with that! I feel like I fit in the clan!

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I got a Mystic! I wasn’t expecting that, but hey, i’m happy with that!