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the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

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reasons gay millennials have court weddings

1) saves money

2) if I stand up there at an altar with my wife as she recites her vows and says very nice things about me and finishes it off with how much she’ll love me forever my monkey brain will activate and I will not be able to stop my mouth from saying “that’s gay”

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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

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i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

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this really touched me

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I wanna wear pretty lingerie for someone and a big T-shirt and sit on their lap and make out and play with their hair and run my nails down their neck and back for a lil while

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“How long they choose to love you will never be your decision.”

— Drake; Thank Me Now

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Having friends who feel like family is the best shit ever

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i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

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look not to spoil the ending but you’re going to recover and be happy

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The hero our daughters deserve.

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A prime example on why I don’t talk to people.

There’s certain people that you cannot speak on specific topics with because they don’t have the range, the knowledge, the empathy or the depth, to even understand where the fuck you’re coming from.

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y’all make sure you date someone that cares about your mental health pls