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Just gonna leave this here

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heard the new pope's American

might as well be……

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every day I have to grapple with the things we know for a fact about marty hart. hes got a real big dick. we take multiple opportunities to establish he is an ass man. he needs a bit of wild, a bit of crazy to feel steady. he frequently says rust getting fucked will fix him.

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"eternity"

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lets spend a sunny afternoon in the forest with mama

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Loving the commercial that insinuates Matthew McConaughey has a pussy.

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🤨🏳️‍🌈

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imagine you broke your coworkers taillight (with your head. technically he broke it) and he disappeared until ten years later he flagged you down on the highway after murder police politely interrogated you at length about his cult murder intrigue and squirrelly nature. and he's cashing in this really old favor and also confesses it's a death wish BUT he got better at chit chat. also his taillight is still broken. and you were both in a story of transformation. because well my good friend. marty hart

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More like freak detective

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Happy anniversary

buy u a beer？

actually…

why don't you buy me a beer

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august 19, 2022 // white-tailed deer

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watch true detective with your dog trainer friends

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about the new pope……hear me out

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fake Heywood Rustmarty shippers don't even have a Dallas (Magic Mike McConaughey) x Tallahassee (Zombieland Woody) AU.

Realistically, that's the McConaughey character most likely to say "I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage" to a Harrelson character and get away with it.

plus, I think there might still be strippers when zombies happen.

@gayboysteve and I have been talking

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these parallels i can not