EB: out of blue purple green and orange what colour do you think of when i say brownies?
1 note
·
View note
SO I FOUND MY HEAD CANON DAD ON SUPER STOCK AND
GOD DAMNNNNNNNN
GOD FUCKING DAMNNNNNNNNNNN DAD EGBERT
IF THATS NOT THE SULTRY YET MISCHIEVOUS LOOK OF A CONFIDENT PRANKSTER, I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING IS
21K notes
·
View notes
172K notes
·
View notes
EB: Hi Dave.. It.. Uh. It's John.. How's Rose? She still sick? EB: When can I see you again..? EB: I'm not crying. Ass. *Wipes away tear*
0 notes
EB: Sawwy Dave.. I love you?
EB: We.. were up at our cottage! And we were canoeing.. and making marshmallows.. and.. wine.. and.. yumm~ Jake was there. Ir was it the tiny- er.. copious amounts.. of wine? Oh well.
EB: And... what do we need to talk about?
0 notes
TG: wow john
TG: good job keeping up with the blog.
TG: hey, by the way we need to talk
TG: its about the thing coming up
1 note
·
View note
TG: thought I was joking
2 notes
·
View notes
TG: am i pretty now?
TG: rose gave me contacts, i dont feel naked with them on
TG: might wear them all the time though
TG: but yeah
TG: arent i the cutest
TG: i got me some knee socks
TG: a skirt.
TG: purple shirt
TG: im all good
1 note
·
View note
TG: am I pretty yet john
2 notes
·
View notes
TG: bro better pay up soon
TG: and john
TG: youre next *wink wonk*
((its paper mache dudes xD
6 notes
·
View notes
TG: yeah, hey guys. whatever
TG: here ya go. its lame because rose is beating me
TG: so yeah, have fun
1 note
·
View note
257K notes
·
View notes
Your name is CALVIN STRIDER.
And after a nice bite from a zombie while trying to make it back to safety, you find yourself hungry for flesh.
The gifs are such bad quality omg.
62 notes
·
View notes
Your name is CALVIN STRIDER.
…Or at least it used to be.
You’ve become one of them now. One of the diseased, the infected.
The undead.
57 notes
·
View notes
TG: hey so i think that kankri guy goes to my school
2 notes
·
View notes