18+ I think media comprehension is bad actually and sarcasm should be outlawed
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i've always felt like whatever sabrina carpenter has going on is deeply heterosexual business that does not concern me
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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
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Went to block a misogynist and he reposted AI images of pigeons using toilets
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Who will inherit your Vivienne Westwood lighters when they turn your ashes into a resin guitar pick for a mediocre man :/
I've had a female manipulator diagnosis for years but the doctors found coquette bows in my lymph nodes and now they're saying I have stage 5 Isabelle Adjani slay and this might be my last Christian Girl Autumn
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"Adam Sandler probably has a Murphy bed but a full size room he doesn't even need it"
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When a fisherman dies put "FIN" on the tombstone , it's the respectful thing to do
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In an alternate timeline I am a tap dancer and renowned for my mediocrity
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I think throwing shit at the wall until something sticks is a great idea because when you are done you will have a newly decorated wall
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The thing about having a computer is that it's either blorb bob or it's florn flob but bottom line you can't snickle dickle till you've paid the piped pipers rent
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