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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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I think that Cole should be able to talk to rocks. I'm fully serious, I think that he should be a able to draw two eyes on a rock and have a full conversation with it. If Nya can talk to sea animals because of her element then why should Cole not be able to talk to rocks and critters?

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basically every fic idea i've ever had

I'm sure it's been done. But this is 100% my brain right now.

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poll results :)

As everyone predicted, Lloyd wins! I was a little surprised to see jay in second, not that I’m complaining tho (also poor smith siblings :(…)

Jay should probably learn to shut up every now and then tho, especially around a specific teammate…

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Tsumugi!Junko: Back by unpopular demand: me!

Source: Tumblr

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Is this an accurate meme?

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Don’t let anyone silence your voice or steal your power, which is your vote.

Your vote is private. Your vote is your own.

Vote accordingly.

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If are living in America and are wondering what you can do now please consider contacting The White House and demanding a recount / revote!

Check out the ALCU -> The ACLU is an organization that specifically fights back against harmful laws and bills - they fought trump off RAPIDLY during his first presidency and theyre overall good for keeping track of resources and stuff!

Ensure your vote is counted through Vote Curing!

Sign this Petition : Jane Byson (the maker of petition) ;

"We need a recount and revote for the 2024 election. An investigation needs to be looked into after Trumps sudden rise after all favor was pointed towards Kamala Harris. This isn't superstition when there was proof that she was in the lead. Something is wrong and the people of the US shouldn't suffer for it."

For those who are contemplating suicide or self harm consider contacting these Hotlines! Keep Fighting Please, and to those who have more resources PLEASE add on.

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Pshht if anything scarlet lady is better than canon

Have you seen that one post claiming that Scarlet Lady is worse than canon (from someone who also dislikes canon)? I think it was a wild ride

I’ve seen some of the batshit asks zoe gets complaining about the comic but I’ve never bothered reading any indie posts about it whenever I come across them

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The disappearance of Agent 4

All the errors are on purpose

8 and 3 have a little chit-chat about how their not-adopted-yet kid is lost on Walmart LOL

3 sanitized eye can secrete ink when they're disturbed

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Still can’t comprehend why they chose Joan of Arc as their historical figure to butcher

I never expected accuracy or respect for the figure but they might as well have just made up some random historical soldier with how little she resembles the actual person and it would’ve been the same

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happy Thursday the 20th

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adrienette keeping their secret identities from their kids is underrated. not only do i think it's more practical/safe (when i was a kid i told all my friends ALL of my parents' dirty secrets because i was very trusting of my friends and also had no solid concept of consequence) but also i think it's more fun to keep the identity shenanigans going. their kids thinking their parents are lame, meanwhile thinking ladybug and chat noir are sooooo cool.

like dad you're soooo lame, stop wanting to play board games with us while we're trying to watch the newest Ladybug and Chat Noir movie. god mom is always so busy and anxious, she's nothing like carefree confident ladybug. my brother dressed up as chat noir for halloween and for some reason it made my dad cry. i told my parents i thought Chat Noir and Rena Rouge had the most chemistry in the movies and they stared blankly at me. i snuck out at night to go to a friend's place and ladybug intercepted me on the street and was super freaked out about it for some reason. some kids at school found out i'm hawkmoth's grandkid and are being mean to me and told me ladybug and chat noir would hate me and it made me cry. mom says ladybug and chat noir LOVE ME SO MUCH but that seems like a stretch?? the other night i heard SOMETHING eating VORACIOUSLY in our cheese cabinet and when i ran to my parents' room to tell them about it they AVIDLY denied it and THEN claimed it was a mouse but how the fuck did a mouse get up there??? why are they so shifty???? and WHO keeps eating my COOKIES

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reblog for crow party

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crow pog

New crow ability dropped

@todaysbird