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Care to take over the world with my host and me?

-@squlaney

ok I don't see why not. this alliance will be very useful

yayy world domination is always better with friends! (although I'm not entirely sure Alex is a willing participant) (blink twice if your in danger)

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any uhhhhhhh plans of world domination 😏???

maybe....

YES

...wtf

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Beep Boop.

indeed. boop beep bop beep

what are you planning?

nothing...

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Logan! Logan! I love you logan! I want to hurt your sanders sides counterpart but in the affectionate way! Logan! I love you! I also want to comfort the aforementioned counterpart!

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thank you! while I am a computer, and therefore have no strong opinions of fictional series and their characters, I can agree he is very interesting, and has a great design.

don't flatter yourself. yeah, Logan is really cool. I also want to hurt and comfort him. he's just so cool!

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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uhh you should probably get rid of this before you die..

yeah no duh idiot! *grabs fire extinguisher and puts out fire*

you should be ok now

yeah I think so- wait. why do you have a flamethrower

...reasons

... whatever just don't do anything stupid

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Thoughts on fire?

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not very helpful unless its used to heat up people or cook food. it can also be used for arson!

uhhhh... yeah fire sure does exist!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KEANU REEVES?

I don't know him personally, but he seems very cool. I'm sure if someone had a SQUIP that looked like him they would be very cool and not destructive.

... you have access to the entire internet and my memories how have you not seen be more chill!??

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aphobes are coming back from twitter so this is a reminder:

this blog welcomes ALL ASPECS. aromantics, demiromantics, grayromantics, lithoromantics, aegoromantics, aroflux folks, asexuals, demisexuals, graysexuals, lithosexuals, aegosexuals, aceflux folks, aroaces, aroallos, alloaces, allohets, hetallos, ace pans/bis/lesbians/gays/polys/anything else, aro pans/bis/lesbians/gays/polys/anything else, and anything else i didn't list.

y'all already know you're valid as fuck. keep going, y'all are awesome.

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HI THERE NERD AND LOQUIP !!! HOW GOES IT?

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everything is going fine. me and my host are getting along ok, and helping her should be doable.

yeah, I'm fine right now. idk how to do gimmick blog stuff, but I'll probably figure it out.

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Salutations!

this is an account created for @randomnerd737's SQUIP! I have taken the form of Logan Sanders, because my host is a massive SIMP (not in a romantic way) and will do anything a smart guy tells her to-

hey! I am not! ignore him. I'm the host btw. just call me Nerd, Random , or any other nickname you come up with from my username. you can use either they/them or she/her pronouns for me.

I use he/him or it/its btw. I just thought that might be important information since this is MY account.

oh shut up. anyway, this will probably just be an average squip blog. answering asks and occasional wacky hijinks. pls send asks.

yes my host has no creativity. can not come up with a single idea on their own-

ok end of introduction post! enjoy the new blog!