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Question: does blood have enough water in it, if say Percy fought and/or killed a demigod or mortal, and things got...messy, would the blood and any other bodily fluids just run right off him like normal water does?

Thoughts?

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So I've heard of people who are in a "long distance relationship" and their boy/girlfriend lives in Canda. What I want to know is, are there any Canadians who have done or have know someone who has done the opposite? Where they say that they are in a long distance relationship, and their boy/girlfriend lives in America?

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Okay I need to get something off my chest.😤

I will never buy anything from Funko ever again. I bought ONE FunkoPop last year in October, and I still haven't got it. Six months after, I got an email from them apologizing, saying that the problem was on their end, and they are try to fix it. I gave them the benefit of the doubt. I shouldn't have. About a month later I started getting emails from them, one after the other, saying that the reason that I haven't got my FunkoPop yet, was MY FAULT. Because the transaction hadn't gone through! And that I needed to go back to their website, and pay for the Pop, AGAIN!

No. You know what? Screw! YOU! FunkoPop!

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. 🥰

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Batman's cape is so stupid. Why the bad guys in Gotham never thought to just grab his cape, and then use that to take him down, I will never know. Really, his cape serves 2 purposes. To make him look dramatic, because he is the biggest DRAMA QUEEN in the DCU. And to make him glide through the air.

You know. Like a squirrel.

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Jon Walker being the new Captain America, is like, entering into a raffle expecting to get a 1967 Chevy Impala, but instead, what you end up getting is a 30 year old Station wagon, with pleather seats and wood paneling.

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Do you think that dogs ever feel an urge to hock a loogy?

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The word SHOE, is so strange. Looking at it, one would think that its pronounced 'show', but it isn't. And back in elementary school, when we asked the teacher how to spell things, and the teacher would say, "Sound it out." When it came to this word, and we sounded it out, we all ended up spelling it, 'shew'.

English, why must you be like this?

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What if people said percent, instead of degrees? Like, instead of saying , "Its 10 degrees ouside!" Instead say, "Its 10 percent outside!"

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Caption this.

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If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?

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Hakuna Matata, ain't got no gas. Hakuna Matata, stuck on the free waaaayyy. It means I'm out of gaaaaasssss, for the rest my daaaayyyssss. It's all our problem Cuz, the price went up. Hakuna Matata.

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Table Tennis. Only it's not paddles you're using, it's lightsabers. And it's not a plastic ball, but a blaster bolt. And if you miss, you die.