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Aight

If this post gets 1000 notes then I will read the entirety of Dante's Inferno.

No extras

No caveats

Just Dante's Inferno.

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Being a faggot online

Millions will die and no one can stop me

*i say, then go read my gay little fanfiction*

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Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

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it's such an interesting & low-key funny line for Dazai to repeat tbh. I'm pretty sure Fyodor says it at some point too

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Bungou Stray Dogs - Gakuen 2018 (part ONE)

Japanese text taken from the official twitter account of Bungou Stray Dogs and translated by me. Please enjoy and feel free to correct me if you find errors! Japanese and English are languages I’m studying but neither is my mother-tongue so I probably let something slip!

Please, introduce yourself.

Uhmm, my name is Nakajima Atsushi.

I’m a very normal student, with the exception of my stand out white hair. I’m a member of the Armed Student Council, but I’m working to recover the searching Dazai-san, who is mostly trying to commit suicide.

And other than than…uhm…Ah, I like Japanese class! I’m a little scared of Oda-sensei’s eyes, the one who came here for teaching practice, but since he is teaching us a lot of different things, I end up having a lot of questions. But he answers politely even at the stupid questions. And then, because he teached us how to make curry with a very great extent and minutely, I think I’ll maybe try to make curry for dinner, today…

Please, introduce yourself.

My name? Uh-uh-uh, I’ll grant you with this revelation! Eh, obviously I’m Dazai Osamu!

I’m always searching a way to die confortably, but I have yet to find a very good one. So, only because of this, in the meantime, since OdaSaku trasferred to start teaching practice, I must go to school diligently! Because I must wake up early even in the morning, consequently in the evening I must go to bed early. For this reason, during the time of his teaching practice, I can’t stay up till late aside for friday’s night, uh. At night I don’t dislike going for a walk! When I can see a perfectly beautiful round moon, even if a cannibal tiger come out it’s still fun, isn’t it? ~

Please, introduce yourself.

My name is Oda Sakunosuke. But a friend calls me OdaSaku. I transferred here at the Academy as a practice teacher. I teach Japanese Language.

With Dazai, because our houses are neighboring, before I go out, when I knock at the thin wall, we head towards school. Since he has trouble sleeping, then this is enough as alarm.

Now that I think about it, moving here there is a thing I noticed…in this school there is a cat. A calico cat. I wonder if he is kept by someone. He is friendly and often he let me pet him. During chilly days, when I hold him up in my arms, since it’s warm, it’s helpful. But when I hold the cat in my arms, I notice that Principal Fukuzawa stares at me intently. I wonder what does that gaze means…

Please, introduce yourself.

I’m Kunikida Doppo. I’m the math teacher. I’m also the consultant of the Armed Student Council and supervisor of practice teacher Oda Sakunosuke.

Because it’s an honoring thing that I have been entrusted by Academy’s Director with a job of responsibility, I intend to meet wholeheartedly his expectations. I experience personally how teaching and watching over the Armed Student Council and this noble’s youth’s infirmary is a difficult thing, but every day I pursue the ideal of guiding students on the right path, even if this can bring me suffering. While I recognize the individuality of my students, I wish to work hard together with the Director for their education.

Please, introduce yourself.

I’m Fukuzawa Yukichi.

I am currently the Academy’s Chief Director and Principal.

Being an educator, for students who are studying here at the Academy and for all the educators in the future, means that the duties I cannot escape and the speculations I cannot not think about are innumerable.

But, a really painful reality is the personal hobby of the vice principal, that person…

Please, introduce yourself.

A self introduction? About me?

Uhm, I see.

I’m Mori Ougai and I humbly receive official appointments as vice principal of this Academy.

The reason I spend a lot of time in the Academy’s office? About that, if there is a reason it’s merely one.

….otherwise I can’t see. Because the staff room is on the second floor, right? Next to us there is an elementary school for girls…

You see, I want to keep an eye on them. Elementary schoolgirls are growing up  to became young girls…there isn’t a moment for that change…

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in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

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The final boss branch manager

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You’ll be fine

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Antique collector aku

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day 1775

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New bumper sticker idea: honk for transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prisons

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I wake up at 5:10 am every school day 😭😭😭😭

Reblog if you're asexual and tired

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fuck the hippocratic oath, this is what will solace swore

sketch under cut because i think it’s cute

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What. How. How is that possible. @bees-official have you never had a pizza before?? Like... marguerita??? HOW COME??? YOU NEVER SAW THEM AT THE MSRKET???

LIES!!!

PANCAKES ARE A THING IN BRAZIL!!!

I said waffles arent 😭😭 pancakes are a thing in brazil tho i eat em all the time

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convinced no one actually reads posts on here