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so ransom’s house from the movie is currently on sale. do i care abt buying? no ofc not lMAOOO. but i do get to see photos of the interior HAH

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Knives Out, dir. Rian Johnson // 2019

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i have to turn anon off on all my blogs bc ppl r being real Clowns these days and i trust no one ........ not even myself

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╳   𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒.

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#sweater paws

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Chris Evans as Ransom Drysdale in Knives Out (2019)

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you like being considered a criminal, don’t you?

lucifer.  /  @dunnithole​

“  and  you  like  being  considered  a  stick  up  a  man’s  ass ,  don’t  you ?  ”   jesus  christ .   wherever  he  goes ,  he  finds  himself  near  blanc  again .   trail  him  around ,  make  him  sleep  uneasy  at  night .   as  if  he  isn’t  already  haunted  enough  by  how  he  didn’t  get  any  of  the  money  he  wanted   (  as  far  as  he’s  concerned ,  he  still  thinks  that  money  belonged  to  him  and  his  dumbass  family  ) .   of  all  the  people  he trusted  in  his  family ,  it  had  been his  grandfather .   clearly ,  it  wasn’t  reciprocated .   oh  well .   not  like  he  can  dwell  on  it  as  if  it’ll  change  history .   

one  hand  is  deep  in  his  pockets  and  he  shakes  his  head  lightly  .   he  raises  the  (  way  too  expensive  )  coffee  cup  up  to  his  lips ,  taking a  sip .   the  wind  barely  rustles  slick  hair ,  and  there’s  certainly  nothing  better  than  having  detective  donut  -  man  on  his  trail .   if  only  ransom  were  truly  committing  a  crime .   oh ,  he’s  sure  that  blanc  would  love  that .   “  what  are  you  doing  here ?  making  sure  i’m  not  about  to  rob  a  coffee  shop ?  ”    

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what’s up, jackass? - wes

lucifer.  /  @mvnces​

he  pulls  the  door  open ,  and  the  sight  before  him  is  not  exactly  what  he  wanted  to  see .   he  thought  he  could  get  away  for  the  day  with  some  peace  and  quiet ,  and  yet .   the  steady  breath  he  inhales  doesn’t  steady  him  much  at  all .   the  problem  is ,  ransom’s  energy  takes  up  the  entire  room ,  even  if  he  doesn’t  say  anything .   he  looks  as  calm  as  he  can  be ,  and  why ,  isn’t  the  tall ,  good - looking  man  with  a  charming  smile  rather  inviting ?  except ,  ransom  is  far  from  kind  and  inviting .   wes  isn’t  the  worse  person  in  the  world ,  but  this  is  ransom .   and  ransom  always  has  something  snarky�� to  say  when  he  feels  like  it .   “  for  you ?   the  sky .  for  me ,  my  roof .  ”   he  retorts ,  quick  on  his  feet  as  if  that’ll  satiate  wes .   and ,  well ,  if  it  doesn’t ?   fuck  it .   whatever .   “  why  are  you  here ?  last  i  checked ,  i  didn’t  have  an  open  door  policy .  ”

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You never really had a childhood.

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    lucifer sentence starters     episode 4 - 6.

you broke into my house?

you were taking forever in the shower.

are you sleeping with this idiot?

never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life.

something very disturbing’s just happened. it’s horrific, really. for the second time, i’ve been thrown out of a woman’s house.

i mean, i appeal to the virile urge in all wo/men.

you need to go undercover, because you’re our best way in.

why is she able to refuse my charms?

people don’t have power over us. we give it to them. you have to take your power back.

i need to take back control. i need to behave like i always have.

i mean, it seems obvious now, actually - i need to have sex with her.

are you gonna help me or not?

you’re quite adorable when you’re flustered.

i’m not flustered, i’m nauseous.

okay, look. let me make myself perfectly clear: i will never, ever, ever sleep with you.

playing hard to get? i like it.

wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you?

the odds are definitely in your favour out there - probably not batting for the same team, but you never know. go forth and conquer. i know you want to.

i promise, if anyone here hurt your sibling, i’ll find them. and i’ll punish them.

if you weren’t so pent-up sexually, we’d be firing on all cylinders, i’d say.

i certainly don’t need any help getting wo/men into bed.

do you honestly think you can just ask people to have sex with you and they will?

you forget. i love pain.

men - they always want to talk!

we can get him/her back to where s/he belongs, if you could just provide me with a weak spot.

seriously, darling. are you well? the berries are ripe and ready to be harvested - i mean, look at me.

don’t. please.

if i get an STD from this thing, i’m gonna kill you.

is there anyone you suspect that might do this to you?

do not shush me.

a deal’s a deal - especially one with the devil.

i do believe there’s good and evil and right and wrong.

does it scare you?

i mean, how could i be scared of something i don’t believe in?

do i scare you?

either way, he’s going to get someone killed. probably himself.

this love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn’t it?

just hand over the cash, and no one gets hurt.

i believe that’s a fair request, actually, so just pop her around and the money’s yours.

greedy little jackal, aren’t you?

what is it about you and guns, eh?

what’s up, jackass?

hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.

i happen to be an expert on punishment, and i’m not sure it fits the crime here.

chlamydia, the clap, a raging case of crabs - that’s what you deserve. not death.

why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?

why does everyone say that before they’re punished?

come on, shoot me.

son of a bitch, that really hurts!

i don’t bleed!

i don’t lie. but i don’t always tell the whole truth.

can’t sleep when you’re not home.

the models don’t appear to be wearing any clothes.

you were shot and you bled. no sharp objects until we find out why.

the danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.

now come on, tell me your most dangerous desire.

we need to get out of here now.

i am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.

i got a taste of danger, and i want more.

that whackjob’s gonna totally get me killed.

tomato, tom-ah-to.

see, that’s why we make such great partners - the ‘he said, she said’ of it all.

when do i get my own gun?

i wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

if i’m gonna be forced to work with you again, i call the shots.

bloody hell! that hurt! do it again.

you know, i’m quite skilled in restraints.

let me guess, you did him a favour.

i process tragedy through my work.

that favour you owe me… i’m calling in my IOU.

i was trying to prevent more death.

well, aren’t we the little saint?

you are the oldest young person i’ve ever met.

i’m not gonna drink at a bar where everyone hates me.

did you ever consider that they hate you for that very reason?

well, somebody’s not being crowned homecoming queen, are they?

surely you’ve heard the expression 'deal with the devil’…?

people come to me to ask for favours and more often than not, i’m happy to oblige.

i don’t need your sympathy, but thank you.

firstly, let me state that i’m in no way standing up for my associate, but on behalf of myself, and only myself, i think you’re a complete sack of arse.

sadly, the only thing broken was that incontinent troll’s nose.

if i’m not going to look out for you, who will? hm?

maybe next time, i won’t be around to save your ass.

you and my backside used to get on well.

is it my thanks you want, or a kiss?

i don’t do favours for guys like you.

what is it with the men in my life?

act like a child, get treated like a child.

witnesses said they heard you making threats at the door.

no wonder he can’t get it up.

so you’re just gonna sit around and wait for revenge? that’s rather lazy.

i was promised a gang war, and instead, i get a crybaby. this is boring.

you know, they really don’t make bad guys like they used to.

after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.

i can’t be held responsible for what happens after i give someone a favour.

if there’s one thing the devil knows, it’s that people need to take responsibility for their own bad behaviour.

enough danger for you yet?

you do remember that bullets hurt, right?

you had your hero moment. stay down, or you’re gonna get shot.

ass saved. you’re welcome.

you’re addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences.

you’re having another one of those 'gut feelings’, aren’t you?

you’ve already wasted so much of your life.

oh, well the good news is that whilst all dogs go to heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in hell.

you were never as good as me.

keep your enemies close, right?

who gave that order?

if you come clean now, i’ll go easy on you.

if you really want to do something, you should.

shall we move the party upstairs?

so what unpleasantness felled this heap of unrealised ambition then?

let’s pretend for one second that you’re someone else - someone nice. someone mature.

i mean, getting murdered is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to him.

i gave up an epic foursome to be here.

call me when you’ve got a murder with a pulse - or at least someone good-looking.

i was hoping for a good shag just as a palate cleanser to wipe the foul taste of boredom from my mouth.

i need your help like i need a third boob.

- knew that was a mistake the moment it came out of my mouth.

i’ll have two tropic wonders and your face smashed into the ground.

i believe they call this interrogating!

we were like fish and chips - salt and pepper - hipsters and condescension!

if we’re gonna work together on this, you’re gonna have to trust me.

nobody steals from me and gets away with it.

he’s not gonna change.

i thought you said lying was a bad thing.

you’re not from around here, are you?

you can’t just smash two people together like barbies and think that that’s gonna fix things.

pardon the intrusion, you village people rejects, but one of you has stolen something that belongs to me.

please identify yourself, so i can punish you accordingly.

i thought we were past you thinking you’re invincible?

a few bad apples shouldn’t paint us all in a bad light, now should it?

you like being considered a criminal, don’t you?

he’s hiding something. we need to force it out of him.

i’ve sat in a parked car and not had sex.

have i done something to offend you?

ooh, whip out the cuffs then.

why shy away from a little bondage fun?

despite all your weirdness, i actually really like working with you.

i have never lied to you. and i will never lie to you.

been a while since i had a good hunt.

you’d never lie to me, right?

stick within the limits of your intellectual capacity.

why do they blame me for all their little failings?!

don’t call me that, please!

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is it.... is it time to start writing ransom again....

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Chris Evans in Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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ransom’s a stupid ass bitch we can all agree on that

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Chris Evans blinking in films

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i love ransom and i haven’t been rly able to sit down and write much here due to school obligations. :(((

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Knives out (dir. Rian Johnson, 2019)