#smh...

[skeletoninthemelonland]

I am so sorry, but I misread Springbonnie as "Springtrap" and I thought you meant Springtrap was going to beat the shit out himself / William, and I just went

"Yeah, that makes sense-"

[amateurghoul]

"Favorite Ride? Shooting Gallery." KARNAK. Pull yourself together. That's a GAME.

[cureforautism]

The Sexy Locksmith~

[forgetitbeam]

the most awesome fighterz team ever made ( I lose every fight I'm in )

[yemme]

Michonne taking on a sea of walkers feels like black women trying to save American democracy...

[lostcauses-noregrets]

Serious question. Who is better at twerking?

This is a VERY serious question Anon. Far too serious for me to answer unilaterally, so I put it to the vote on twitter. An astonishing 656 people voted and the results are now in...

Levi is the resounding winner. Despite Erwin taking an early lead, because let's face it, that man has a magnificent ass, Levi surged ahead, because as many people rightly pointed out, that man knows how to move. You can read some of the erudite commentary below. Enjoy!

[juice-boxy]

If I see another person leaving Eberwolf out of the Dadrius and Hunter moments I WILL start a bloodbath

[depoteka]

why isn't newman's own available in poland. i want to go to a supermarket and see paul newman's face on some bottles of salad dressing, is it too much to ask for

[rhys-ravenfeather]

So, who wants to hear how I ended up being late for work because I took an Uber?

It was below freezing this morning, so because I didn't want to risk hypothermia just walking to work, I figured an Uber would probably be better. However, as I may or may not have mentioned before, my apartment, for reasons I will never, ever, understand even if I live to be 100, was built next to another one.

So of course my driver ended up going to the other complex first, and I had to text her to let her know that I was at the other place.

So yeah, that's how my day started.

[fallenrain40]

why does my blood sugar keep doing this, it's 56 rn and i dont even feel low o_o well at least i get to have gummy snacks now

[osoreruna]

okay, actually — my disco is under the cut.

countrywestern

just lmk who you are !!

[yemme]

This is my favorite Win moment.  Win is a OG.  Win is a pimp.  In this moment he has been rejected by Team.  Pushed away with no sign of interest to the point you see that one tear in his eyes.  Win is true to his name... He doesn’t cave, give into the moment.... he reformulates his tactic instantly... Look at his eyes deduce a plan to get his prize.  On the spot Win uses his powers of persuasion to allow Team to believe he is the one steering the wheel.  Brilliant.  An open ended invite... to his room.  Win is not seen as a predator ready to devour his prey but as a savior.  I just... SMH... Chillle... I don’t even know how this man turned his bedroom questions into a testimony.  Dis Ninja.

[total-drama-takes-takes-takes-ta]

I've been getting "History of Bonnie from Five Nights At Freddy's" videos and none of them include my time at Total Takes Island.

[lostcauses-noregrets]

Anon from the serious question. I am happy that all of us as a community have come together to vote democratically for this question of such high relevance in our daily life as a fandom. Erwin I'm sorry but it's not how much you have but how you use what you have. My work here is done. See you in the next episode with more Eruri serious questions. (I admit I fought fervently to justify Erwin)

Hello Serious Question Anon, apologies for the delay in replying. I'm glad the Eruri fandom was able to come together as a community to respond to such an important query - who is better at twerking, Erwin or Levi? Far be it from me to question the opinion of the 436 fans who voted for Levi, however I can't help feeling that Erwin's talents and assets have been sadly over looked. Poor Erwin.

Please do let me know if you have any additional Serious Questions. There are over six hundred Eruri fans out there who will happily share their opinions!

[bandomgay]

Alex Turner was literally a woman in 2016 if you even care