#smh...

[yemme]

Did they replace you with rich international Asian students...

[amateurghoul]

"Favorite Ride? Shooting Gallery." KARNAK. Pull yourself together. That's a GAME.

[sixteenthtry]

Does anybody and I really mean anybody want to do a jfk right about now or? Like who are we waiting for?

[myenemies]

just say "misandrist" so we know not to take you seriously

[bebrave-live]

I love Misfits and Magic so much and totally loved the finale so much, but there's just one thing that absolutely positively HAS to change - why the hell would they go to fucking random ass Nando's for the big finale?? It's McRibs all around or nothing, motherfuckers!!

[greenzilla4]

green what did grass do to you why do you hate grass so much :(

What DIDN'T grass do to me??!

[capecrusade]

you’re shipping Batman? to where?

to your FACE

[forgetitbeam]

the most awesome fighterz team ever made ( I lose every fight I'm in )

[numenoria]

Idc about the Disney remakes like that but when my sister told me about the hilarity that is the cgi dwarves in the Snow White movie... (my replies in pink)

Eta: excuse my atrocious spelling errors 😭

[receivedhope]

[thatgayoctopus]

shoutout to the last hundred or so words in my 300 word essay on the impact social media has had on modern news

"As long as you're discrete with what you believe and do your own research, it comes with tons of pros too. One of the biggest pros is the ease of access to firsthand accounts, and your own ability to add to stories if you have something to say. Because anyone can post anything at any time that can be seen from anywhere, aspects of larger stories that bigger news outlets don't pick up can be seen by anyone. One of the more recent events that comes to mind are the firsthand accounts of the sheer amount of destruction in Gaza. Most news outlets don't talk about the absolute savagry involved in the decimation of human life because they're working for corporations that have political say in it, or they want to keep the public on Isreal's side. Social media has allowed a more direct, raw, and uncensored approach to the small-scale human impact of events like the palestinian genocide, leading people to form their own opinions and thoughts on the matter."

probably the best angry political thing I've ever said.

anyways genocide is really bad guys idk if you knew that

[yemme]

Michonne taking on a sea of walkers feels like black women trying to save American democracy...

[merchantarthurn]

Me @ myself: DONT forget to take your meds ESPECIALLY not two days in a row they are stimulants and you crash HARD

Myself: hmrugh? what did u say... Two hours awake too much

[thecoolest69]

My teacher hates me cause I tell him to hush all the time and during class I allways ask to sit by my friends

HE TOLD ME TO STOP BEING A PEST

And IM A BRAT AND THAT IM ANNOYING

Also I asked him enough times he said fine (and rolled his eyes mumbling smth about me pestering him)

That's what he gets for getting mad at me just moving out of no where now he gets to gear my annoyingness

ALSO I asked him if he hated me (he looks at me looks at my partner and walks away) HE DOSE HATE ME CAUSE he didn't say no

Also he called me a cheater in jepordy HOW DAREEE HE >:(

[mozki]

😔

[depoteka]

why isn't newman's own available in poland. i want to go to a supermarket and see paul newman's face on some bottles of salad dressing, is it too much to ask for