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This mf went and got the crown Prince of Briar Valley high while making omelets wtf is wrong with them

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what is sampard

OH IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. The right guy is Gepard Landau, or as my friend called him, a Saber from Fate Variant. The guy on the right is Sampo Koski.

Sampard is their ship name and I love them so much. Sampo and Gepard have a rivalry of sorts due to Sampo being a criminal and Gepard being the Captain of the Guard...

This is what Sampo said about Gepard and you can SEE why they are so 💥💥💥. They have a teasing relationship where Gepard has, and I quote, canonically "zero charm" but Sampo finds his lack of charm charming in a sense. I can't find the exact voice line but he does say it.

Basically. Gepard is a stick in the mud rule follower who falls in love with criminal who probably has ADHD and does drag (again, canon).

Grinning so wide rocking back and forth on my feet. Anyways. They.

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Badass Temple but Enstar stamps

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The alleged group responsible.

Alleged, keep that in your heads.

Because there's gay porn.

So donate to AO3, y'all, donate and while you can gain access to AO3 write the most raunchy gay porn u can and post it.

Oh yeah don't dox them or anything blah blah blah doxxing bad porn good

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i never realized how codependent my relationship with ao3 is until it went down

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day 1,698 (hour 19) of my husband being off at war (ao3 being down) im starting to forget the sound of his voice (the feeling of reading stories of the same people over and over)

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All the fanfic readers/writers, after finding out they can't read their before-bed fanfics, and escape reality for a little bit, because ao3 is down:

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ive literally never used tumblr in my entire life but ao3 is down and i need a way to cope