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what she says: I'm fine

what she means: All I want in life is to see Dan Howell in a beanie, is that too much to ask? I mean, it doesn't have to be an expensive beanie, some are fairly cheap. It doesn't even have to be colorful or fun. It can be black! Dan likes black, right? And it doesn't take too much effort to order one online or go to a shop. Please, Dan. I beg you.

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                         Eri-chan in twin pigtails! (❁´◡`❁)

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Sam: How long have you been sleeping with Magnus?

Alex: What? That’s disgusting and wrong- I don’t even get- why would y-

Alex: I- I’ve never had sex with anyone anywhere. It’s none of your-

Alex: You have the nerve, the audacity. Magnus is my neighbor, technically, and he is terrible face-wise and how-

Alex: How do I know if I think you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off.

Alex: Hmm…

Alex: Check and mate.

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you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

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“She was dressed in black camouflage with her Celestial bronze knife strapped to her arm and her laptop bag slung over her shoulder—ready for stabbing or surfing the Internet, whichever came first.” I am practically begging for someone to draw annabeth in black camo

got a meeting with the Fates on top of the Empire State Building yoooooo

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I remember one time someone tried to compare JKR and Rick Riordan to me and claimed that Rick is also writing representation for publicity but they are literally in no way comparable?? Like?

JKR:

Never shows Dumbledore as explicitly gay as canon

Falsely claimed that Hermione had never been described as white even though she had

Gave Cho Chang, a Chinese character, a name made of two Korean surnames

Took South Asian mythology and cast an East Asian woman to play the character, who is literally a pet snake to wizard hitler and whose hobby is to obey her master

When asked if Charlie is gay, responded ‘no, Dumbledore’s gay’

Made Queenie, a Jewish woman, side with the other wizard hitler

Compared lycanthropy to the HIV/AIDS epidemic and made one werewolf go around biting children

Signed off on Cursed Child. Enough said about that

Made a super side character Jewish in a tweet

Had Dumbledore repeatedly send Harry back to people he knew were abusing him

Rick:

Literally made the series so his son with ADHD and dyslexia could feel represented

Makes a major character in PJO gay and gives him a boyfriend in canon

Addressed abusive and neglectful parents without having people enabling said parents

Wrote a load of main characters that are canonically POC (Hazel, Piper, Frank, Alex, Leo, Grover, Carter, Sadie, Sam, etc.)

Has a relationship between a homeless guy and a mixed-race genderfluid trans girl

Wrote a deaf elf character and a male dwarf who loves fashion

Wrote about internalised homophobia and heternormativity

Has a hijabi Muslim main character

The main characters in Kane Chronicles are mixed race and talk about how people assume that Sadie isn’t related to Carter because she’s white-passing

Apollo is canonically bisexual and is the POV character in ToA

Used his popularity to help publish a book about Hindu folklore written by a Filipina/Indian woman so his fanbase would be able to read an accurate representation of the lore

Maybe Rick’s representation isn’t perfect all the time, but at least he used his platform to try to give as much canon representation as he can and in a way that children can understand, instead of just tweeting about it and refusing to put it in his books

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Bakugou: *to bakusquad* It has come to my attention that you guys think I have favorites within our damn group.

Bakugou: *smirking* I just want to make it clear that I have the same fucking opinion toward all Kirishima and non-Kirishimas, regardless.

Bakugou: You’re all dumbasses.

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ya lit meme - 2/9 quotes

Percy was eating a huge stack of blue pancakes (what was his deal with blue food?) while Annabeth chided him for pouring on too much syrup.  “You’re drowning them!” she complained.  “Hey, I’m a Poseidon kid,” he said. “I can’t drown. And neither can my pancakes.” 

- Blood of Olympus by Rick Riordan

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This cat is so beautiful

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Hh

 A Logical Ruse

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Because I didn't know where else to post this lol. As you can see I usually dont care who gets shipped with who, and I have nothing against #kacchako but I just dont really ship it. Some of the art is really cute though, and I love the next gen art. The kacchako kids are always so freaking cute. Anyway, at the moment I'm really into shinkami, todobaku, and kiribaku but I still love all of our little hero beans.

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This is fucking cute

Bakugou Extended Family

I have some hcs about Bakugou’s family on his mom’s side and I’d like to share.

• He has four aunts, no uncles. They all have the glycerin quirk, blonde hair, and red eyes.

• Everyone’s last name is Bakugou because they all made their husbands take their last names. It’s a joke in the family; that Bakugou women like passive men. It hasn’t been proven wrong yet.

• Katsuki has 16 cousins. Everyone’s quirk has something to do with sweat, though only a few of them inherited glycerin.

• His grandmother Retsuki rules the family with an iron fist. If you’ve ever seen Game of Thrones, she’s Olenna Tyrell. Rooms go quiet when she enters. She radiates power.

• Family reunions are CHAOS. It’s considered a miracle if they make it to dinner without a fistfight breaking out.

• Katsuki has been locked in a bitter rivalry with his cousin Setsuki since they were born, as they were born in the same year. She sweats gasoline, which means he can’t use his quirk against her without blowing her and possibly him up in the process. Punching and kicking is completely acceptable however.

• Retsuki is a millionaire, the CEO of a skin care company. She’s 80, and looking at retirement. Her daughters are clawing at each other’s throats in order to be the child she passes the company down to. So far, Setsuki’s mother is in the lead.

• Retsuki is very direct about who her favourites are. While Mitsuki isn’t her favourite child, Katsuki’s her favourite grandchild. Just like her daughters, her grandchildren are constantly fighting to be her favourite, and he’s been winning ever since his quirk developed.

• If a child’s born with red eyes, it means they’re a Bakugou, personality wise. Only a few of the grandchildren inherited their father’s eyes, and their fathers’ calmness.

• Mitsuki’s the only daughter who hasn’t gotten divorced at least once. The record is five. She’s also the only one to only have less than three children.

• Katsuki brings Eijirou to Thanksgiving dinner when they start dating. He bears witness to five fistfights, two hospital visits, and too many yelling matches to count.

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Top 10 kinda uncommon bnha ships that are really cute and I want to draw art for because there isn't enough:

1. Todobaku

2. MomoxBakugo (I don't the proper name for this)

3. Todobakudeku

4. Kirikamibaku

5. Hotwings (dabixhawks)

6. Bakujiro

7. Bakusquad

8. JiroxKoda

9. DekuxTsuyu

,,,,,aaaaaand

10. TodorokixIida

Feel free to add your own if you want.

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my current sexuality is Gerard Way in tight pants being handcuffed and slammed roughly against things

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Lol back when I used this old account I think that's when mcrx was released. Ahhhhhh. The good old days. Jk mcrae is back and I'll still probably never get to see them live uwu

the funny thing about this meme is you can post is at any time and it’s still true.