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Happy Pride Month!


Happy Pride Month! 🏳️⚧️
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I am detecting the og post not the tags.

hey do me a favor and don’t interact with this post
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Support our honorary rat detector, the gimmick thief
Round 4: The Quarterquarterfinals
(Poll 13 of 16)
@theshitpostcalligrapher
“an OG tumblr cryptid ”
@gimmick-thief
“*insert other blog's propaganda here*”
“IF GIMMICK THEIF WINS WE ALL WIN
REJOICE!!“
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10000/10. Would recommend





Rate my rats on the cuteness scale
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Cool drawings

:p
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Oh yeah, Neil 😎

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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Round 0
@official-mantis-shrimp-posts
“MANTIS SHIRMP ARE THE VERY VERY VERY BEST ANIMAL I KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD PUNCH THINGS WITH THE FORCE OF A 22 CALIBER BULLET AND I KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE SHRIMP COLORS”
@rat-detector-236
“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”
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Let's assist rat-detector in surviving the bracket
Round 0
@rat-detector
“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”
@fuck-you-in-particular
(no propaganda submitted)
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Ima need yall to help me out here (pls)
Round 0
@hot-take-tournament
“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”
@rat-detector-8x
“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”
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It's almost the time, the time to bing
Early I know but please tag all your mutuals less make a massive chain

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Stay safe out there, tumblerinas
Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
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Rat detected. This will hopefully reach the intended audience

NOTES CHALLENGE!!
Several of my moots have been doing this lately so I think I'll give it a try! :3
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10 Notes, and I'll go drink a cup of water right now
25 Notes, and I'll do a sketch of| whichever character yall want (tell me who in the comments!)
50 Notes, and I'll put more of an effort into reading my Bible every day or at least doing a devotional of some kind
75 Notes, and I'll finish reading Not Even Bones (i have about 1/4 of it left to read)
100 Notes, and I'll drink 2-3 cups of actual water a day (not just tea)
150 Notes, and I'll finish and post another digital sketch dump!
200 Notes, and I will set a timer to get my homework done each day before I do other stuff
300 Notes, and I'll start reading The Client again and try to finish it (I'm not even 1/5 the way in I don't think and it's like 500 pages or smth)
400 Notes, and I'll do one of those Meet the Artist things! :3
500 Notes, and I'll make a photography sideblog and update it regularly!
600 Notes, and I'll sit down and organize my computer files (don't wannnaaaaa T^T)
700 Notes, and I'll (try to) go to bed at a regular time every night.
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That's all I have for rn, but I might add more as I think of things!
ALSO THERE'S A LIMIT OF 20 NOTES PER PERSON BECAUSE I KNOW HOW POWERFUL YALL ARE LOLLL
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As always, yall know what to do
OKAY AS YOU ALL DEMANDED, THE NOTES POST
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10 notes and I clean up a little space for my younger siblings in secret
25 notes and I change my Blog title to smth better
50 notes and I bake cookies for my little siblings in secret
75 notes and I make an effort to read my bible more and contribute to a bible study I'm in
200 notes and I keep Water at my desk
300 notes and I try to Break a habit (And Make a counter for it on my side blog)
400 notes for starting Self-care days
500 notes for me to start Exercising/training for my sport every day.
600 notes for me to start Organizing JoR documents
700 notes for me to make an attempt to stop swearing (out of character)
800 notes for me to Finally Pick up that book I've been wanting to read
900 notes for me to make a Writing class community and/or discord server
1050 notes for me to actually start Drawing consistently (ew)
1200 notes and I clean my room...
1500 notes and I clean out my drafts >:[
2000 notes and I make a conscious effort to get to Sleep at a reasonable time
3000 notes and I tell to my friends about smth important to me
THERE IS A 20 NOTE LIMIT PER PERSON, GOOD DAY LOVES
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Happy Valentines Day ❤️
happy valentines day, my brethrats.
each and every one of you is so very loved by me and is important to our mischief. united we stand!
@rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @ratdetectorx6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-the-18th@rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdetector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-redacted @a-rat-with-internet-accesses
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I detect when I want to or when stuff is sent to me
@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334 and others ive forgotten
How do you knownwhen to detect a post?
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Ahhh, yes, another king to live under



Regal... Kingly, even
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No rats here

also guys if you send me chain mail im not responding to it because its annoying as fuck
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