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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
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sir the carrot battering ram is approaching our mash potato castle
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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wild how reducing my time spent attention-seeking online has caused me go grow as a person
#marcel.txt#ig i dont mean crazy egregious attn seeking but like#just needing that constant social validation and getting it with little to no effort#the little to no effort part makes it very ez to become a not so good communicator#at least in my case idk im treating this like my diary#not to sound like a 6 year old but im getting better at saying sorry. thats cool#things i wouldnt struggle nearly as much with if i could afford therapy but we r gettin there i still dnt have health insurance yet skfjsfh#also just reducing internet in general#im still on my computer a lot but im either playing games or researching for a hobby#and like actually doing them instead of switching to reddit/tumblr every 10 mins
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are you in the right headspace right now to receive my big gay dance
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the way i was just screaming abt nicole page brooke having her labia wide open while MY WINDOWS were wide open. cunt tbh
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had a minor crisis when 12ft.io went down yesterday and thankfully it's back now but this seems like a good opportunity to compile a list of similar paywall-evading tools in case 12ft ever gets canned for real:
12ft.io: the legend himself. definitely my favorite of the bunch by virtue of being the easiest to use (and the easiest url to remember), but it's configured to disable paywall evasion for a handful of popular sites like the new york times, so you'll have to go elsewhere for those.
printfriendly: works great; never had any issues with removing paywalls, even on domains that don't work with 12ft.io. since this site is literally designed to make sites print-friendly, it might simplify the overall formatting of the page you're trying to access, which can be a good or bad thing. my only real issue is that the "element zapper" (which lets you remove content blocks from the print-friendly preview) is a little sensitive if you're browsing on a touchscreen device, which means you might accidentally delete a paragraph when you're just trying to scroll. but if that happens you can reload the page and it'll revert everything back to its original state.
fifteen feet: basically a 12ft clone, minus 12ft's restrictions. haven't used it much since I only discovered it yesterday in the wake of 12ft's 451 error but it seems to do the trick.
archive.today: an archival tool very similar to the wayback machine, but it also works as a de facto paywall removal tool. (the wayback machine seems to remove paywalls as well, but archive.today has better UX imo and is way faster to use.)
and an honorable mention for sci-hub: only works for scientific/academic journals, not random news articles, but the other sites listed above only work for random news articles and not academic publications so you gotta have this one in your toolbelt for full coverage. pubmed is your oyster.
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#poll#sorry but i feel like no one can top the fact that i wouldve been named elvis#ok maybe someone can but#imagine. in ur 2012 8th grade class. a boy named elvis
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Honestly idk how long 4chan is gonna stay down or even if it’s still down but I’m gonna take this opportunity to post the thing I think about most that originated there because for some reason it was difficult to find







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#pic#animal#slowly learning this and its like totally deforming and reforming#but overall probably good
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