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This rivalry between Sansa stans and Arya stans is very tiring.

Like, Sansa and Arya are literally two sisters who are also children. Both sides of their fans actively antagonize the other and it’s so annoying. Ngl, sometimes I hate Sansa as well, sometimes I hate Arya. But that’s how it’s supposed to be. Both characters are flawed, and both have positive qualities as well. They both bully each other, it wasn’t one-sided. If you disagree, you’re wrong.

It’s impossible and again, simply wrong to say that one of the two is an innocent perfect little girl who is always in the right, and the other is an irredimibile horrible monster.

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fuck otto for everything else, but him consistently calling alicent out about her raging homosexuality is incredibly funny actually

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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

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The stupidest ASoIaF AU ever, in which the houses all turn into their sigils for one week of the year. Yes, this does have horrifying implications for the Boltons and plot altering implications for Jon that I will be ignoring for the sake of Ned’s blood pressure (uhhhh umm let's just say that because Lyanna was a Stark he does Wolf Week instead of Dragon Week shut up)

Part 1: Winterfell

[Pt. 2]

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and i would find love in you

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rhaenicent isn’t my exact cup of tea (but tbh I prefer that to show daemyra) but I vibe with it. even if I have preferences for what the shoe could’ve done I really wish they could’ve taken more time to establish them and the entire story as a whole.

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Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: F/F Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Relationship: Sansa Stark/Daenerys Targaryen Characters: Sansa Stark, Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, Margaery Tyrell, Jeyne Poole Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Enemies to Lovers, Vigilante Daenerys Targaryen, Journalist Sansa Stark, tags will be added as the story progresses Chapters: 1/? Words: 3,501

Sansa Stark is a journalist who is fascinated by King's Landing's new masked superhero, the mysterious Stormborn. Instead of investigating them, however, she's being forced by her boss to tail millionaire socialite Daenerys Targaryen after some juicy gossip. She hates the job and hates Daenerys even more for everything she represents, but her world turns upside down when Stormborn saves her life and Sansa has the chance of being close to them… for journalistic purposes, of course.

Notes:

Yes, the title is from a Nickelback song. We all have our flaws. I still haven't finished writing the story, so I don't know for certain how many chapters there will be, but this one might turn out to be my longest fic in the site. Who knows. Anyway, enjoy the girls and their shenanigans. Hope you like it!

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Why do people always forget that Jace and Luke’s kids would’ve had Velaryon blood from Baela and Rhaena too? And w all the targ marriages, Rhaenyra was at least like 3/8 Velaryon (don’t take my word for that tho, super quick math).

Her grandparents through Viserys were both around 1/2 Velaryon through Jae and Alysanne. So was her grandmother through Aemma. Go back two generations before Viserys’ grandparents and the conqueror’s mother was also a Velaryon.

So if the boys happened to be bastards, which they legally aren’t, the blood problem would be solved the generation after them.

I’m not gonna sit here and be all “oh, Targaryen blood should be kept pure” when the best Targaryen isn’t even all that “pure” (ilysm dany you will always be famous) . But if blood was a problem, then all of Aegon II’s legitimate descendants would’ve always had around 50% Valyrian blood. Again, don’t take my exact word for that because I don’t know genetics.

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should’ve been at claire’s

they should have been in the mall

(daensa)

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if Daenerys’s Wars of the Roses counterpart is Henry VII and Sansa’s is Elizabeth of York then that means—

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danyyyy

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society if hbo let their targaryen female leads kiss their lesbian red-haired rivals

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Various magicians, from "the great and powerful" to the Great & Powerful.

Trixie designed by @tulliok.

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Li-Fen: “Do all of your friends have weird emotional issues?”

Chun-Li: “Eh… Ryu’s probably fine.”

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Insert joke about inosaku lesbians and bad DIY haircuts

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think