ratemyknight

[ratemyknight]

If gravel were sentient would there be one pebble that really dislikes the other on the side of the road?

Like "Oh great, she's being all sparkly again. Can't she do anything else for a change?"

And the other bit of rock across the street is thinking " It's so strange that I was once one sentient being until I was crushed and torn apart and for a moment felt the existence of a collective consciousness in all and one mind simultaneously. "

[ratemyknight]

So, I have a character concept that may be interesting for DND or something, Idk.

I'm picturing a mute bard that also has a quick wit.

They can't speak but keep things up with action, expression, and performances alone.

Imagine them aggressively playing an instrument and gesturing and glaring in order to do mockery.

They dance about and offer their hand for a handshake, pull away their hand and wipe it on their tunic in disgust and feign gagging before resuming their musical performance.

Whenever some enemy starts trying to monologue they play a note really loud to interrupt their speech. They then stop and motion for the enemy to continue their monologue and they wait a couple seconds before doing it again and then jump away with agility when the enemy gets pissed and tries to mash them into the earth.

[ratemyknight]

Paranormal investigator: *Looks into the Abyss*

The Abyss: *Stares back*

The Psychic Coworker: *Smiles and gently bumps the investigator's elbow* "Tee hee, I think they like you!"

The Abyss: *Awkwardly looks away*