ashleigh.[you'll work it out.] fic. if you are under the age of majority in your jurisdiction, let's be real, there's not much i can do about it. but you shouldn't be here.
the repeated bafflement and outrage and sheer lack of imagination in the responses to that shoe and sock post is why this website is what it is. as if a person taking their socks to where their shoes are and putting them on at the same time is inconceivable! impossible! could never be done!