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bruh, it's 1:30 am rn and I just got off a call with my friend and I am hungry, but I feel like I woke up my parents and they are waiting on me to go to the kitchen to get some boiled peanuts or something and i turn around with them right behind me asking me what I am doing up this late, so I gotta wait 😭

Its funny bc this has happened a lot in the past, too.

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can I give you imagery of my children

JIMMY AND JOHNY ARE TWINS BTW AND I can tell you how to see the difference between the two one of them is taller. One of them is shorter and one has more hair on their head and the other one is more bald. Jimmy is more bald than Johnny Johnny has more hair on his head. By the way then Jamie is their short sister

gorgeous aah 😭

bruh, I looked at this at school, with crappy internet on my phone when it was asked, n I forgor all about it cuz I was gonna answer later at home 💀

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dream I had starring will wood 🙏

the dream was pretty short, but here we go:

Will wood had male pattern baldness in my dream. He also had an Italian accent, and was dressed like he was getting ready to go golfing (he had a golf club strapped on his back as of it were a samurai soward or something 💀)

Anyways, he walked up to me, and he said this in his Italian accent:

"Oml-a Sarah, you-a are-a inasane-a, I am-uh starting-a you have a problem-a"

And then, in a very sharp, French accent, he said

"YOU NEED TO STOP, AND WAKE UP", in the most lowercase shouting I ever heard

And then I woke up in a cold sweat 😭

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another dream I had with dr two brains 💀

this actually happened a few nights ago, but I forogr about it lol

I am also gonna put an undercut on it, bc this one is pretty long 😭

But first, context: in this dream, I was roommates with my friend (Hii cas 🤫🧏) , and we each had 100 rats as pets (my friend also had 50 pet mice), and in the basement, we had Martin Luther king, Harriet Tubman, and Steve Urkel as roommates who also lived in our attic 💀

anyways, there were cats that were always climbing through the air ducts, and out the vents in the house, which was a problem considering our rats. Btw, I mean all sorts of cats, big, small, fluffy, hairless, you name it 😭

but as it turns out, the reason why cats were there was bc dr phil was in the ventilation system and put a cat spawner from Minecraft in there and he was doing it because he was convinced that the house was possessed by a “demon” in which the “demon” was none other than Chris kratt from wild kratts. later on, dr two brains randomly ascends from the sky and phases through the roof of our house as if he were in Minecraft creator mode, and starts speaking mouse to the mice, and rat to the rats 💀

as it turns out, he ended up manipulating the rats& mice to come over to his lair and we could only get our rats and mice back if we went to his wear house, and gave him all of the shredded cheese we had in the fridge (in the dream, we had a specific fridge dedicated to shredded cheese)

We gave him the cheese and got our rats and mice back, but he felt bad for taking the rats in the first place, so he ended up giving us each a golden statue of biggie cheese and Spamton from Deltarune fist fighting an ant

I don’t really remember what happens next, but I missed some important key details, because I am now Whitney Houston and we are all running from the house because Chris kratt was trying to murder us (dr Phil was right) and everyone died by jumping out of a high window, accept for me.

but I was so distracted by a flower trying to sell me crack that I woke up.

(The dream has ended at this point, but I tend to hallucinate when I wake up for 5-50 seconds sometimes. This also happens when I fall asleep sometimes too.)

but now, as I have awoken my my slumber, I see a floating dr two brains saying “you didn’t bring me enough shredded cheese, to the incinerator you shall be next” in a mix of a British accent and a southern accent, which naturally made me jolt out of bed

needless to say, fun way to start my morning 💀

should I be on meds???😭

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Look at these girlies

So basically, imma say this upfront :

When you see them in a tank, that is for their isolation period, and not their actual cage. Secondly, there is a bit of porphyrin on sticky's nose (the blonde one) because she had a cold, but she is better now :D

Anyways, their names are -

Brown rat: skampy

Blonde rat: sticky

Albino w/thinner hair: pinkie

Albino w/ thicker hair: squeaky

I ❤️ my chaos potatoes

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pov: you are wordgirl

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skampy is so eepy rn 😭

Sorry for the bad quality 💀

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me at two am listening to will wood:

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I GOT MORE RATS HHGHFHDHS

the left one is named pinkey and the right one is named squeaky, guess from where I got her name 😏🌟🧠(word girl reference)

they both albinos n I named pinkey pinkey bc she has thinner fur n is going bald (I always wanted an albino hairless rat named pinkey)

I’ve only had them for a few hours but they are already starting to let me pet them a little bit (not for long tho) but pinkey did actually close her eyes while I brushed her fur

anyways, the glass cage is currently just for the isolation period to make sure the two of them aren’t sick, and then they will be introduced in a bigger cage to my other two babies, and then to the big girl cage with all my girlies

these two I got at pet co instead of getting feeder rats, because the condition that the rats were in seemed miserable n I wanted a better place for them (otherwise, I would of gotten rats from an ethical rat breeder)

but yeah, pet co needs better conditions for their animals like… omg

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guys, Jesus loves you 🫵

Like said previously, I respect everyone, and their beliefs ❤️

This is my 100th post omg

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my friend asked me to draw Jesus 💀

I’m just finna sleep on what I got now, and finish it later (literally 12 am n I got an algebra test tomorrow)

anyways, I am a Christian, but I ain’t gonna force Christianity on anyone, and I respect everyone Christian or not , as well as all beliefs 👍

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this was based off of a conversation I had with one of my friends at school the other day 💀

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this scene kinda spoke to me lol 💀

I mean like “✨ ZZHHAAPPP meeeeeee NnOoowwwwwe~~~✨” goes so hard oml

I think the rat man has bombarded my brain 😭

Edit: I changed the format of the post lmao

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@xhara-346

an unmatched feeling actually

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still convinced everyone on this show has autism

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I am planning on living in the middle of the woods as an adult if I don’t become an art teacher, and I am going to have a rat army (controlled rat breeder but a lootttaaaa rats)

and if I have it where there are any people around at all, (I will make a new country with my rat army), we should assert ourselves as a tribal group where we have strong hillbilly southern accents and the letters in English look weird (planning on the country to be bi-lingual like some European countries) and people also speak german

anyways, I found it as a pretty funny way to assemble a tribe of people who speak in English and a bit of German but every artifact and piece of writing is in a different “language “ and hopefully screw with future archaeologists in the future.

anyways, our plan for a new country since I am pretty sure that there is no unclaimed land on earth that doesn’t belong to a country, we will ask every country in the world for some separate rights to land and basically just ask for some. Then, we increase the size of our territory via colonies, like how America broke away from the British, and we stop increasing the size of the nation once asked to. if the land is separated throughout the world, we will be known as the colonies of die lachende Ratte, and our president will be will wood.

If it is a country as a whole and not separated, it will be known as Rattenauge and our president will be will wood.

our main army is our rats, and there are the same rules as America, and our country animal will be a rat.

if anyone would like to pre-sign up for citizenship for this country, please say so so I get a good idea of who would like to be part of our future country of Rattenauge.

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I literally commented the same thing on that post a few months ago (idk if it’s there) but bro gave the same answer 💀

this is pure mental illness, and not the silly type either 🙏

edit: I originally commented on a different post they made which their og account got terminated I think, this is honestly foul

There's another one guys-

Seriously people?