#astrid haddock

[lisasmind]

was watching homecoming and noticed zephyr's bunny teeth

you know who else had bunny teeth 🥹

crying 🥹🥹🥹

[ratlordsarah]

art’s been looking strange lately but oh well 💥💥💥

he’s eating an apple btw

[knightofthenewrepublic]

[dragonridersource]

I want to remind you that Astrid stopped a huge swinging log with one arm.

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

I was going to ask about cuddling headcanons but then saw you already had some. So how about hugging headcanons?

i love this omg tysm

okay so

hiccup: kind of awkward at first, but the more he hugs someone the more comfortable it gets

astrid: super stiff and awkward. if whoever’s hugging her doesn’t let go immediately, she will awkwardly pat their back increasingly harder and harder until they do

fishlegs: contrary to popular belief, he’s actually not that big on hugging unless it’s someone he’s really close to. his parents and siblings and the gang are the only people he will hug. when he does hug them, he’s gentle and lets the other person pull away first

snotlout: actually gives the BEST hugs. he will hold the other person tightly and occasionally just. lift them off the ground. for fun

ruffnut: doesn’t mind hugs, but she draws the line at anything more than a couple seconds. excluding her brother, of course, because the two of them have always been pretty physically affectionate with each other and they yk shared a womb and everything else after that

tuffnut: absolute hug gremlin. he’s made it his life’s mission to sneak hugs when people are least expecting it. his favorite to hug is astrid because she doesn’t know how to respond (when she’s not beating the shit out of him for scaring her). needless to say, he loves hugs

bonus!

heather: poor girl doesn’t know what to do with them. she craves physical affection, but she can’t stand actually touching people (someone get her some therapy)

dagur: toxic masculinity? he doesn’t know what that is. bear hugs anyone and everyone

viggo: thinks hugging is below him.

ryker: actually likes hugs cause he likes to feel secure but like. who’s gonna hug him.

johann: if anyone’s hugging him, it’s so that he won’t see the knife about to go into his back

[madman479r]

Hiccstrid: The seven stages of 🐓 shock

Hiccstrid wedding night

**Hiccup and Astrid kissing heavily, tearing at each others ceremonial wedding clothes.**

Astrid: **Straddles Hiccup on their bed** You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment.

Hiccup: **Joking** What? You've fantasised about us having sex for the first time?

Astrid: *dead serious** Yes.

Hiccup: W-what?

Astrid: Ever since I realised my feelings for you, I've imagined this moment, being atop of you, or you being atop of me. Visualising your face, whether it be flustered pleasure or lustfully hunger, with your eyes always being the same, filled with love as we finally join as one.

Hiccup: Astrid...

Astrid: And now, I don't have to imagine because I get to see it and feel it. **Reaches for his under garments but Hiccup grabs hed hands.** Hiccup?

Hiccup: **Nervous and avoiding eye contact** Astrid... I... I just don't want to disappoint you by my...

Astrid: Hiccup. I stood by your side for years because I love you, I married you because I love you. I don't care if its big or small, because your heart and mind is what won mine. **Leans down to Kiss Hiccup and trails kisses down his body until her face is level with his crotch.**

Hiccup: A-Astrid-!

Astrid: Shh. Relax, **Pulls down his underwear slowly** I want this. I want you. All of you. Big or sma- **Feels something thick hit the underside of her chin.**

STAGE 1: SHOCK

Astrid: **Wide eyes and jaw nearly touching the bed** H-Hiccup?! What the fuck?!

Hiccup: Gah! I knew it. It's too small.

Astrid: Hiccup, how in the ever living Hel is THAT small?!

STAGE 2: CONFUSION

Astrid: No, seriously, how have you hidden this?! How do you fucking walk with it?!

Hiccup: W-well, I- uh

Astrid: Wait. When we were making out that one time at the Edge and I said I felt something large poking me, you said it was the Dragon Eye... Was that your cock?!

Hiccup: I-I didn't want you to think I was a pervert.

STAGE 3: EVIDENCE GATHERING

Astrid: **Hesitantly wraps her hand around it**

Hiccup: Urf! A-Astrid...

Astrid: Freya- Hiccup, my fingers aren't touching. Its thicker than my axe handle. **Puts her forearm beside it** Its as long as my fucking arm...

STAGE 4: BARGAINING

Astrid: M-Maybe we should w-wait until I've gotten ready for this. Maybe if I talk to Valka, she may have some advice.

Hiccup: Why would we involve my mom?!

Astrid: Hiccup, I can only think of one man on Berk who'd have a cock just as big, and your mom fucked him. She'll know what to do.

Hiccup: I'd wish I had a small dick if it meant you didn't bring up my parents' sex life.

STAGE 5: ANXIETY

Astrid: Get it together, Girl. You're a Hofferson.

Hiccup: Pretty sure we just had a whole ceremony that changed you from a Hofferson to a Haddock.

Astrid: You've rode a dragon you just barely trained to fight a queen dragon. You’ve faced a screaming death without fear. You've trained a wild, hostile dragon while blind. You can do this! Then again, you done would you could to avoid being stabbed with claws, teeth and stingers, now you’re about to have THIS thing inside you.

STAGE 6: RESOLVE

Astrid: **Takes a deep breath and gains a look of determination that Hiccup fell in love with.** Okay. Let's do this.

STAGE 7: ACCEPTANCE

**Loud slapping noises and moans and groans coming from the Chief and Chieftess' home**

**Slap!Thwap!PlatPlatPlat!**

Astrid: **Bouncing on Hiccup’s cock** Oh, fuck yes! 💕💕💕

Hiccup: A-Astrid! *Barely keeping up with his thrusts**

Astrid: Oh, gawds! Its~ Tearing me apart! But I love it! I-Ah! Won't be able to- OH~♥️! W-walk after t-HISSSSS! GAWWW!

Hiccup: Astrid, you're so warm! NRG! And tight!

Astrid: No! Y-You're just- Ha~❤! Fucking BIG! Ha! Ah! AHHH~💕! E-even iF!-💕 I wanted t-to be unFAIthFUL- so fucking full~💓 n-no man w-would evER be able to FEEEEL MEEEE!♥️ HAAAA~💕! I'd- be too stretched OUT! By your massive FUCK meat!💕💓♥️

**Thwalp!Palp!Slap!**

[astridhoff03]

Haddock Family 💓

One of my favorite things about the Httyd-franchise is the element of Family. Be it in the show or Movies it was always done very well. The Relationship between Hiccup and his dad is definitely one of the hearts of this franchise. It was so heartwarming to see how their relationship involve in Riders/Defender/Rtte through the second movie. And it was also very touching to see how they’re Releationship was when Hiccup was still a child. How lovingly Stoick was when Hiccup was much younger, I also think this is why Hiccup is so emphatic. I think it was easier to protect Hiccup when he was much younger, as we see in the first flashback when he says that he finds Night Furies scary. Stoick always wanted the best for his son and it just got more complicate to protect him when he got older. But they’re was always love between these two and it always will, even if Stoick is no longer with him, he will always watch his son from Valhalla. He would be so proud of Hiccup, if he could witness of what an amazing Chief he became, that he has now a little family with the love of his life.

I think if Stoick was still alive in the third film, he would support Hiccups decisions as Astrid, Valka, Gobber and the other dragon riders do. They may all Not agree with Hiccup sometimes but they will always support him because he would do the same for them. They are all a Big Family.

[garussy]

Httyd series where Zephyr and Nuffink grow up and start to scare Hiccup and Astrid

Because their smart daughter is becoming a little too smart and cunning and always seems to be one step ahead of everyone

And their wild son has grown into a massive tank of a boy who follows his sister’s every order

Hiccup and Astrid getting scared because their kids are acting too much like Viggo and Ryker Grimborn

[sugarbear2001]

They are both bisexual to me.

[dragonmasterhiccup]

Hiccup+Astrid+dancing

For the writing prompt meme

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Bonus: if you include " ft. " and a character or muse name, it will center around an interaction between the two or a group.

"Let's go through it one more time."

Hiccup suppressed a groan. "Maybe we should just call it a night."

"No! Hiccup, the ceremony is in three days. We're running out of time. This dance, it's tradition. All Viking weddings have the bride and groom performing this." Astrid knew he could do it, he just needed to see it for himself.

With a resigned nod, Hiccup stepped forward. "Alright. One more time."

They linked arms.

"We step here..." Astrid guided him, "Good. Then we turn--"

Now facing the opposite way, they linked arms again. "And step again..."

They went through the motions. While Hiccup's movements had gained more fluidity, he still wasn't as light on his feet as Astrid was.

His foot slipped, and he momentarily lost his balance. "Agh--you, you know what? Maybe we oughta take a break..."

Astrid crossed her arms, tilting her head as Hiccup moved to sit, wringing his hands and his gaze cast down.

Sitting beside him, she asked quietly, "It's not just the steps, or your leg, is it? There's something else that's bothering you..."

Slowly, he nodded. "My parents. They, they recreated their wedding dance, when they reunited. The same one we're practicing now. All I can think of, is how he should be there for this. Dad, he...he should be here to see our wedding."

She nodded, placing a hand on his arm. "Hiccup...his death wasn't your fault."

"But it was!" He stood, running a hand through his hair as he paced. "If, if I had just listened, he'd still be here."

"He wouldn't blame you, Hiccup. You need to stop blaming yourself. There's no way you knew what would happen when you went after Drago."

"It did happen, Astrid."

"Okay. Yes, it happened." She stood now, facing him. "But, Hiccup. You can't change the past. You can only look forward. Going forward, we can honor your dad. We're already honoring him, getting married in front of his statue."

His head hung low, and she placed her hands on his shoulders, lowering herself to meet his gaze. "He'd be proud of you, all that you've done for Berk. You and I both know that. He wouldn't want you blaming yourself for things that are out of your control."

Hiccup nodded, placing his hand over hers. He was quiet for a few moments, before finally speaking up.

"Can...can we try that again? I...I want to get it right."

She nodded, a soft smile forming. "Yeah. Yeah, we can do that. Ready?"

Taking a breath, Hiccup nodded.

This time, they moved in perfect sync, and when Hiccup lifted Astrid by her waist towards the end, both were smiling brightly.

He knew, in three days, when they had to perform this in front of the tribe, his father would be proud, watching from Valhalla.

[iswateredible]

hello I can't render anything but viking warrior Astrid has been occupying my mind rent free so I humbly offer a sketch,,,

[92-guy]

My favorite Hiccstrid moments

[ratlordsarah]

I LOVE DRAEING HER SHES SO FUN TO DRAWFEBVFHUBVBHUBDHBFIVVIBD

[booksandfairytales]

GUYS

what if we had something like Hook but it'd be Hiccup and Astrid with Nuffink and Zephyr?

Some old enemy would come back, kidnap Hiccstrid's kids, and they're like, "Mom will save us, but dad? He just likes to tinker."

And then he whips out the Dragon Blade, and he and Astrid are fighting back to back to save their kids and they're just like

[dragonridersource]

THE HADDOCK FAMILY

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

teenage zephyr has 50% of astrid’s protectiveness and 100% of hiccups sass send tweet