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welcome to a new (and unhinged and sex joke ridden addition) of "my quotebook as saturday" (ft all the new ones from this year and also the old ones that didnt make the cut the first two times I did this):

"Call me Geoff cause I'll do your mom again." -Angel to Jon

"Well you be the Ruben to my Zach?" -Jon to Angel

"I'm a big strong man and he's a bottom." -Angel

"Yeah you did you useless whore" -Ruben

"Is that a kink? I know a guy that's got a dildo for that." -Angel

"I just thought he was a submissive and breedable man" -Ruben

"Get your whore ass on the ground" -Ruben

"You can't cum you're a bottom." -Angel to Zach

"Bestie idc I'll be oppressed if I want to be oppressed" -Jon (said irl and spelling out idc irl)

"If u don't go then I'll tell the creepy guy at pizza hut to hate crime you 😊😇" -Ruben

"The fuck is a milf nugget?" -Zach

"It's that time of year. Gotta milk my cash cow again." -Geoff according to saturday

"Life's.. life's.. life's.. life's.. life's.... yeah" -Jon

"I WILL go outside" -Zach

"y'know Zach normally I'd say you were funny but now you're just wrong." -Jon

"No one would have a kid with you." -Ruben

"You'd be bad at sucking dick" -Zach to Angel

"Zach idk if this is mean but you give off similar energy to the dude that was in love with his car from my strange addictions" -Jon

"I will scroll your skin into a fuckin' swiss roll and stir fry it" -Ruben

"Angel I will tear your nervous system from you like a fucking rind from an orange" -Ruben

"Your mom is amazing but not as amazing as this crab rangoon" -Zach

"BECAUSE IM LISTENING AND THINKING, JON" -Angel

"Oh yeah Geoff get on your knees" -Angel

"If it's not fruity then I don't want it." -Ruben "Apple?" -Zach

"You're a piece of art" -Jon to Angel making fun of Zach and Ruben "Have sex with me" -Angel to Jon also making fun of Zach and Ruben

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I may be stupid but not as stupid as you." -Zach to Angel

"You have a boyfriend. I have Jon." -Angel to Zach

"You saying your smart is like Jon saying he's had sex." -Ruben to either Zach or Angel pick one cause I can't

"C is for cunt" -Zach

"You look so submissive and breedable when you bend over like that" -Angel

"No its okay, you're gay. You're not supposed to know exercise equipment" -Zach to Ruben

"Coconut idk what that says" -Zach about Count Chocula

"And Angel's the leader of the space mafia" -Jon

"New year new me I'm gonna eat your toes" -Angel

"And then I realized I wasn't gay" -Jon

"Ruben's bitch or his mom?" -Angel "Same thing honestly, my mom is a bitch." -Ruben

"Do you think during elf bondage it jingles?" -Angel

"He stole my stress sack" -Jon about a stress ball

"Would you guys miss me if I got sent to mike pence summer camp 👉👈?" -Ruben "Miss you? Bitch I'm the counselor" -Angel

"They'd splat like tomatoes" -Zach about babies

"I love when a man gets a little slutty and wears glittery shoes" -Ruben

"I'm gonna get a cat tattoo and my belly button will be it's butthole" -Angel

if these are dupes from last time shhhhh no they aren't

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I feel like adding some of mine from the past cause this inspired me…

I am the dirt bag the superior dirtbag - Angel like a random Thursday for no reason

Insert sex joke - Jon

I did not he called me a whore - Ruben to Jon to prove that he did not actually distract Angel and it was all Angel

I don’t wanna fuck french people - Angel

Mother please, father, daddy - Angel to Jon

I drink titties - Ruben followed by the boys being like no, no you don’t

Angel called me kinky - Zach

Laddies stop yapping - Jon to the boys

I don’t know if he is a virgin or not… why would I know that…? - Angel about Jon but he is very clearly lying

I like my women how I like my chicken tenders, flat - Ruben

I thought my Chemistry teacher was on cocaine - On of the fans during a meeting great completely unprompted

If I ever have kids I’m not loving them - Geoff at some point probably

I support women’s rights and wrongs. So what if she is killing people? - Angel

50 bucks and I will show you my feet - Angel on social media for the fans

My juices are his juices - Ruben about Zach

Zach *snaps* cunt - Angel

And I will take your virginity- Angel to Jon

I like being fucked from behind - Ruben in response to something Angel said

Gods get bitches - Angel to Jon about Jon

On thing I have learned from this is that my friend group is very Angel coded.

welcome to a new (and unhinged and sex joke ridden addition) of "my quotebook as saturday" (ft all the new ones from this year and also the old ones that didnt make the cut the first two times I did this):

"Call me Geoff cause I'll do your mom again." -Angel to Jon

"Well you be the Ruben to my Zach?" -Jon to Angel

"I'm a big strong man and he's a bottom." -Angel

"Yeah you did you useless whore" -Ruben

"Is that a kink? I know a guy that's got a dildo for that." -Angel

"I just thought he was a submissive and breedable man" -Ruben

"Get your whore ass on the ground" -Ruben

"You can't cum you're a bottom." -Angel to Zach

"Bestie idc I'll be oppressed if I want to be oppressed" -Jon (said irl and spelling out idc irl)

"If u don't go then I'll tell the creepy guy at pizza hut to hate crime you 😊😇" -Ruben

"The fuck is a milf nugget?" -Zach

"It's that time of year. Gotta milk my cash cow again." -Geoff according to saturday

"Life's.. life's.. life's.. life's.. life's.... yeah" -Jon

"I WILL go outside" -Zach

"y'know Zach normally I'd say you were funny but now you're just wrong." -Jon

"No one would have a kid with you." -Ruben

"You'd be bad at sucking dick" -Zach to Angel

"Zach idk if this is mean but you give off similar energy to the dude that was in love with his car from my strange addictions" -Jon

"I will scroll your skin into a fuckin' swiss roll and stir fry it" -Ruben

"Angel I will tear your nervous system from you like a fucking rind from an orange" -Ruben

"Your mom is amazing but not as amazing as this crab rangoon" -Zach

"BECAUSE IM LISTENING AND THINKING, JON" -Angel

"Oh yeah Geoff get on your knees" -Angel

"If it's not fruity then I don't want it." -Ruben "Apple?" -Zach

"You're a piece of art" -Jon to Angel making fun of Zach and Ruben "Have sex with me" -Angel to Jon also making fun of Zach and Ruben

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I may be stupid but not as stupid as you." -Zach to Angel

"You have a boyfriend. I have Jon." -Angel to Zach

"You saying your smart is like Jon saying he's had sex." -Ruben to either Zach or Angel pick one cause I can't

"C is for cunt" -Zach

"You look so submissive and breedable when you bend over like that" -Angel

"No its okay, you're gay. You're not supposed to know exercise equipment" -Zach to Ruben

"Coconut idk what that says" -Zach about Count Chocula

"And Angel's the leader of the space mafia" -Jon

"New year new me I'm gonna eat your toes" -Angel

"And then I realized I wasn't gay" -Jon

"Ruben's bitch or his mom?" -Angel "Same thing honestly, my mom is a bitch." -Ruben

"Do you think during elf bondage it jingles?" -Angel

"He stole my stress sack" -Jon about a stress ball

"Would you guys miss me if I got sent to mike pence summer camp 👉👈?" -Ruben "Miss you? Bitch I'm the counselor" -Angel

"They'd splat like tomatoes" -Zach about babies

"I love when a man gets a little slutty and wears glittery shoes" -Ruben

"I'm gonna get a cat tattoo and my belly button will be it's butthole" -Angel

if these are dupes from last time shhhhh no they aren't

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On this week episode of I got bored again….

I made my own cover, for fun. I also added a bookmark that is built in and a latch to close it it:)

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On this week episode of I got bored again….

I made my own cover, for fun. I also added a bookmark that is built in and a latch to close it it:)

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genuinely fuck rubens mom. She can burn in the most fiery pits of hell. In fact I will drag her screaming body there myself. She doesn’t deserve to have children. She doesn’t deserve to be alive. Fuck her. Fuck her fuck her fuck her.

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So I read like a lot, but in the past 2 ish years of me really being into reading I have only read 2 books with a character named Zach (technically I read a 3rd book, but that Zach was spelled Zack so it doesn’t count). The fun part about that is the two Zach’s have almost the same personality, I mean there is differences but when I reading the book with other Zach I kept thinking about ITGO Zach. this obsession is mildly out of hand.

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I feel like a lot of the things that Zach likes feel so normal? Like compared to the other boys.

Like Ruben was raised in a way that frowns upon “normal” things, he was forced into a box so young that he would have to learn it like those things.

Jon was raised rich and with a lot placed on his shoulders, that he probably would just feel lost when being placed in the normalcy that Zach lives in.

Angel probably would like the normal stuff up until they really blew up cause the fame kinda went to his head. Example birthday party peacocks.

Yknow I feel like we just kinda glazed over the fact that Zach canonically loves trashy reality TV

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I am manifesting an Angel summer…

Guys we are manifesting itgo summer once everyone is out of school and has time for fandom shenanigans ✨️✨️✨️✨️

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I know that @zaachknight posted something like this awhile ago, but here are some photos that I think Zach would take in the world of ITGO.

Oh and this one too

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Cause that would not be a very good surprise would it

Last night I woke up at around 4 am in pure darkness except for the red light from my lamp and I looked over and saw one of the mannequin boards and for some reason my first thought was that you broke into my room and were sitting in the corner

It’s cause I was in your room

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Last night I woke up at around 4 am in pure darkness except for the red light from my lamp and I looked over and saw one of the mannequin boards and for some reason my first thought was that you broke into my room and were sitting in the corner

It’s cause I was in your room

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I kinda forgot about that one

I annotated a copy of ITGO for my best friend and I finally finished and gave it to her so I can share some of my favorite notes.

First all the nicknames I gave to Angel throughout the book, here are some of my favorites

- druggie

- Birthday boy

- dumbass

- shortie

- toddler

- child

- other drug related names

Also I did a lot of drawings, specifically I drew 225 individual things throughout the book, that’s more than one drawing every two pages, here are some of my favorite drawings.

Some of these drawings are very self explanatory some of them I just find funny, like the one of the Mona Lisa for when they are looking at art, not in France and definitely not in the Louvre, that one took a long time.

There is like 3 strop waffles in the book but the one above I then added a recipe below it for her.

Overdrive I just thought it would be fun to do an album cover for the song so I did.

The car is at the end of the chapter where Angel gets hit by a car.

There was also serval different songs or song lyrics throughout the book

Also the In This House cover took forever a.) cause that drawing is the size of my thumbnail and b cause it took forever to get an example of a cover…

I felt like this needed its own little space, I had a habit of threatening Geoff or Ruben’s mom all in the form of little knives then…. I got bored and started drawing other things such as a katana, a battle axe, a lightsaber, a nuke, a chu ko nu chu ko nu (an ancient Chinese crossbow), last but not least a flame thrower

[ratsareweird]

I annotated a copy of ITGO for my best friend and I finally finished and gave it to her so I can share some of my favorite notes.

First all the nicknames I gave to Angel throughout the book, here are some of my favorites

- druggie

- Birthday boy

- dumbass

- shortie

- toddler

- child

- other drug related names

Also I did a lot of drawings, specifically I drew 225 individual things throughout the book, that’s more than one drawing every two pages, here are some of my favorite drawings.

Some of these drawings are very self explanatory some of them I just find funny, like the one of the Mona Lisa for when they are looking at art, not in France and definitely not in the Louvre, that one took a long time.

There is like 3 strop waffles in the book but the one above I then added a recipe below it for her.

Overdrive I just thought it would be fun to do an album cover for the song so I did.

The car is at the end of the chapter where Angel gets hit by a car.

There was also serval different songs or song lyrics throughout the book

Also the In This House cover took forever a.) cause that drawing is the size of my thumbnail and b cause it took forever to get an example of a cover…

I felt like this needed its own little space, I had a habit of threatening Geoff or Ruben’s mom all in the form of little knives then…. I got bored and started drawing other things such as a katana, a battle axe, a lightsaber, a nuke, a chu ko nu chu ko nu (an ancient Chinese crossbow), last but not least a flame thrower

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I go to an outward based school where go go on like week long trips all the time, this last time we where in a cabin in the middle of the woods with nothing to do so naturally we played two card games the first one being spoons it got so violent people where getting elbowed and one person who got the cards got their spoon stolen from them, they were like full on wrestled for it.

The other game we played is called speed witch was also violent but a little less and I feel like this would definitely be at game night, it only has two people but they would have like tournament and shit…

Ok do you guys know the card game spoons? Cause I played with some friends today and God this is some shit that Saturday would eat the fuck out of and if we've ever said they have like weekly or biweekly game nights I'm retconing the entire history of this fandom and pretending like we have cause it'd so be in their game night rotation

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I totally see this becoming a competition, like it starts with either Zach or Ruben mentioning their plans and Angel trying to top it with like more extra costumes.

Ok I know it's March but I'm thinking about Halloween rn cause idk why. Explanations are for losers.

Anyways. Zuben are obviously those over the top couples costumes mfs but I have like no ideas as to what they'd do for couples costumes.

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I have superpowers I guess

Ruben's one of those people that absolutely cannot do needles in any compacity.

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Ruben's one of those people that absolutely cannot do needles in any compacity.