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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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shoutout to ep 3 daisuke. he told wealwell he’d kill him if they were alone and then he failed every single check ever, fell over when a torpedo hit, almost got into a fight with bert for literally no reason, confirmed that he had been lost in the sky with only wild seagulls for sustenance for six months at some point, and continued to miss his ex-wife. the perfect man
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Imagine you're at a fan meet up for James Cameron and he's just signing shit as usual. Then one day some people from his submarine trip are like "Jimmy! Paula found Atlantis!" and he just up and runs out of the place like "Holy shit, Atlantis!" and minutes later you see him booking it away from the KGB in America for some reason in a sixty year old trailer.
That's Montgomery LaMontgommery.
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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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Immediately after posting this my town got our first emergency alert for an evac call. Its not at my place yet, but its getting scary
So, where I live we get wild fires pretty much every year in summer. Its to be expected. But this year they're a lot worse, or at least a lot closer, than usual. I also don't live in town anymore, so I've been watching the alerts to see if I have to evacuate.
I keep hearing planes and choppers overhead, and its... Kind of terrifying. They don't come out here if they're not the fire hoppers.
I hope it doesn't come to the fact that I have to evacuate, but we'll see. There's supposed to be rain for the next few days once tomorrow hits, so I hope that chills things out and clears the smoke.
Its scary, the fires are bad and close. I have all my necessities packed in my car now just in case I have to suddenly evacuate.
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So, where I live we get wild fires pretty much every year in summer. Its to be expected. But this year they're a lot worse, or at least a lot closer, than usual. I also don't live in town anymore, so I've been watching the alerts to see if I have to evacuate.
I keep hearing planes and choppers overhead, and its... Kind of terrifying. They don't come out here if they're not the fire hoppers.
I hope it doesn't come to the fact that I have to evacuate, but we'll see. There's supposed to be rain for the next few days once tomorrow hits, so I hope that chills things out and clears the smoke.
Its scary, the fires are bad and close. I have all my necessities packed in my car now just in case I have to suddenly evacuate.
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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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people talk about sad wet meow meows in media often but the first time i have ever truly felt a character is a pathetic sad ass meow meow is arnold from secret of the mimic. heard ONE line from that man and FELT IT IN MY BONES. I GET IT NOW
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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot
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Cloudward, Ho!
Episode 3: Secrets at the South Pole Station
Parodying Scooby Doo, which is perfect for a group stealth check.
Episode 2 || Episode 4
EDIT: On my Ko-fi for all supporters is the HD download of this image.
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I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.
This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!
+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses
Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)
They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program
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