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This didn’t age well😪

rats are up 300%

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@yoitseliottt typed that I swear :,)

You are all stinky poopy heads

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You are all stinky poopy heads

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He pull up

aw the scrubgly and his brothers

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I did read over that- 🧍‍♂️ I mean face claim- for lily like a pic of them👁👁

QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME A SHORT PROMPT TO WRITE TO ANYTHING. PLEASE.

IT CAN BE ABOUT CRABS, MUSHROOMS, ANGST THE MOST SHIT SHOW CHOAS EVER I JUST NEED TO WROTE SOMETHING TO GET A WARM UP GOING 🕺🎉

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YES BUT GIVE ME A LILY FACE CLAM, IM MAKING IT FANTASY ANGST SOULMATE AH THINGY 👁👁 IDC IF ITS PINTREST OR LIKE A DRAIWNG YOU HAVE ANYTHING

(I gotta use some sort of Pinterest face thingy bc I don’t have any other phot of Bambi now 💀)

QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME A SHORT PROMPT TO WRITE TO ANYTHING. PLEASE.

IT CAN BE ABOUT CRABS, MUSHROOMS, ANGST THE MOST SHIT SHOW CHOAS EVER I JUST NEED TO WROTE SOMETHING TO GET A WARM UP GOING 🕺🎉

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Enjoy this tiny birb I decided to doodle

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FUN FACT.

We have a super sweet old couple next door who’s lived there for as long as we can remember, they are the absolute best the have always been kind and caring and while me and my brother grew up brought us b-day gifts, Christmas stuff Halloween stuff etc all just out of kindness<3

The best part? They don’t leave ANYONE in the family out. including our dog, yogi bear. Martha specifically always has some sort of treat for this spoiled baby every time she gets back from the store meaning every time our dog spots her he just gets so unbelievably excited I can’t- today she decided to drop off another treat for him he was literally smiling before I swear- <3

@tacochippy you’ll love this pic >:)

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MY DOCTOR TOLD ME IM DONE GROWING AND IM STAYING 5’3 FOREVER I AM. LIVID.

I JUST WANTED MY TALL GOTH GF FAZE PLZ

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@tacochippy WHY DOES THIS DYNAMIC REMIND ME OF US

i love it when people write that specific dynamic of cbeeduo that’s just. these two

(with heights switched. of course)

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If you go “pspspspsps” at me don’t expect a response rats and cats are not the same.

however if you’ve also got cheese on hand…  

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I l o ve y o u 💖💕💗💞💖💞💖💕💗💞💖

SPIDERSONA GO BRRRR

i should make them an introductory post soon hmmmm 👀

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I mean… I will but do they stick to their word? 😳

edit: I was so unbelievably tired that I was practically asleep while writing that. I don’t regret it. Just clarifying

why is there PINK FLUFF falling from the FUCKING CEILING

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QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME A SHORT PROMPT TO WRITE TO ANYTHING. PLEASE.

IT CAN BE ABOUT CRABS, MUSHROOMS, ANGST THE MOST SHIT SHOW CHOAS EVER I JUST NEED TO WROTE SOMETHING TO GET A WARM UP GOING 🕺🎉

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I love how my dog is so utterly lazy he even needs to rest his head while begging for food. Even if he can’t reach.

Also beloved @tacochippy got this absolutely lovely photo of him yawning.

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M a i m? 😟

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You are absolutely 100% right but add “I also with to commit arson on your father<3”