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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:

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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.
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Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone
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can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old
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I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
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Cleaned everything dusted everything. And the dust will return and its so fucked up
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my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.
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