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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
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In case you’ve ever wondered what being an environmental biology student is like
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using coping skills to go to the grocery store
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hiring my autistic catgirl gf onto my company call that nekotism
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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style
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me before drawing: aaghh unimaginable pain, please oh god don't make me do it
me while drawing: my soul is at peace. my pineal gland has been cleansed of worldly desires.
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being 25 and scared is awesome like im in my mid twenties and im Sooooo afraidd abt it LOLLL
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hey, don't be sad. bartholomew sun coming soon, okay?
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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before
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go to settings > dashboard > interface and turn on show timestamps. please. do this for me i'm begging
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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
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