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Masculinity is a prison to you. I on the other hand am frolicking in it like a beautiful meadow.

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COME ALONG WITH ME . . . Adventure Time (2010) x Magic: The Gathering

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Help! I’m writing my first dnd campaign and I can’t choose!

Ok so a quick little overview. The party are all criminals on death row given a mission to track down the missing princess in exchange for their freedom. The princess is actually on the run because she witnessed the assassination of the king. I’m having the party gently guided by a bard introduced to them as the princess’s most loyal friend.

Option 1: My original idea, the princess instead of just trying to evade the party joins them by cross dressing to lead them on a wild goose chase until they catch on. Gives the party the opportunity to get close to her giving them the moral dilemma of if they want to remain loyal to the crown or to her.

Option 2: similar to option 1 but with the added drama of the party chasing who they think is the princess due to her similar appearance but is actually the king’s bastard daughter that has been working as a rebel leader against the kingdom.

Option 3: this would make the bard a villain. The kings jealous bastard son joining the party to hunt the princess to kill her and become the only remaining heir to the throne. The princess has been captured by the church of Cyric using her to find the keys to release their god from his prison and plunge the world into all out war.

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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put this on your blog if you aren’t afraid

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HOLY SHIT HE'S SO REAL FOR THAT

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

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Best line in bg3

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Single Mages are dying to meet you!

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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Durge gets homeschooled.

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Are you into vore?

No