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Convinced that people who don’t find this man attractive need to get their eyes checked. Are you ok? If you need help, just ask.

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Big Dick energy right there
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what an entrance!! 🔥
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me in 30 years, still going to Joost Klein concerts. lmao😅😂🎉🪩
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once you're in, you can't get out.
too late for prayers. brain rot is too deep.😭
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On perspective and being able to laugh at yourself
read this in a book btw:
"We weten dat lachen gezond is. wat de meeste mensen vergeten is dat lachen om jezelf ook gezond is. lachen om jezelf is een van de vele manieren om de betrekkelijkheid van het leven daadwerkelijk te voelen."
my poor dutch translation: we know that laughter is healthy. what a lot of people forget is that laughing at yourself is also healthy. laughing at yourself is one of the many ways of processing how not everything in life is that black or white.
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when Joost Klein says stuff like “het komt goed” and “one day it’ll be ok”, it doesn’t sound like superficial fluff, because he says it like someone who’s trying to pull themselves out of mental hell constantly. like he’s trying to find hope somehow.
it’s the way he says it. it keeps me going. idk.😭❤️

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seeing all these rumors about Joost Klein sleeping around with 30+ women and getting FOMO… not jealous… just feeling like after an unfinished IKEA project.
mentally wrecked, physically yearning for closure, and missing that final screw.😭🤣
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i still want to know what was exactly going in his brain at this exact moment🧐
he’s got the looks of a gentleman on the streets and a freak in the … well, if you know, you know 🫣😏👀
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just going to leave these here.
i hope that’s ok.😮💨😫🫠
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The way I don’t notice when Joost goes offline, because this man lives rent free 24/7 in my head. I need an exorcism. Does anyone know a good witch?😭
Help.me.plz🙏🏻😭

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this is sugar, spice and everything nice, but a little devil in there mixed. fatal combo. i’m not strong enough for this.😫😭❤️
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I can say, the whole drama is proving these lyrics right. Can’t say he didn’t come with a warning now, can ya? i’m shaking ⚠️ ‼️🤣
“Ik neuk ze een keer, ze willen huisje, boompje, beestje.”😭😭😭😭
Door de kerk, my beloved 😳
Why does nobody listen to the lyrics??? I’m afraid of him. fr. The man is a menace.😭😭😭🤣

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are people telling me they didn’t know this was a playboy??? Are people this blind? 😭😭😭😭
the eyes never lie 😫🫠😳❤️
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Last year was the fucking EBU, and now his own “fans”?
You’re the same in my eyes now.
What I saw yesterday was pure cruelty for a bunch of dopamine addicts.
I love this man now more than ever. I’ll give him all my money. I’m working 3 jobs. idc.
I don’t want anything from him. He saved my life by just being him.
I just want to see this man have some peace and happiness in his life too. He deserves at least that.
Call me his dickrider… I wish.

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