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someone should roleplay as randy

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     “ UH, my all time biggest bro boone-ski would NOT invite       you. you wear eyeliner, bro. && i’m all for self expression       but you’re kinda killing the whole vibe of the party with the       rock && roll look. wait are you one of boone’s secret grindr      hook ups??? that might be an exception. boone-ski needs      to get laid && i’m straight as a board. “

“So like… does that mean you aren’t cool enough to get in to the party or…” he gives a shrug.

“You know what… I don’t really care, but you could check with your boy, Boone– he invited me.”

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@devonxduffy

     “ woah, woah, woah. tonight i’m playing BODY GUARD       for this super dollar scholar party considering i’m the LEADER       of this fraternity && umm... i don’t remember inviting YOU, bro. “

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@chanelcinq

     “ face it number five, you TOTALLY didn’t forget about our       little hook up extravaganza. that was NOT a time in your life       you could forget, okay? it was like a wild, rapid river ride of       SEXINESS. just admit it, you couldn’t resist rad chad then &&       you can’t resist rad chad NOW. you’ve been looking SUPER      smokin’ lately, like a smoking slab of flesh MEAT on a grill. “

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@chaneliisms

“ ummm.. okay hold up! the chad has a little investigation  to handle. nobody is going anywhere until i get a little run  down of whats happening in front of my eyes. CHANEL  NUMBER TWO ------- what the FRICK are you doing here? “

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R E V A M P I N G.

LIKE FOR A STARTER? 

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R E V A M P I N G.

LIKE FOR A STARTER? 

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ok tumblr is fucking up majorly for me so i cant even do replies wHAT IS LIFE

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“This Friday night! You, ME, and a WHOLE lot  of romancing. I would ask you if you’re down but  I think I already know your answer for The Chad.  One major, fat, big YES.                          I can even show you my knife collection.”

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“WOAH, slow your roll. Being a member of the Dollar Scholars ISN’T a piece of cake, bud. You have to prove yourself worthy ------ starting with deciphering if you can hit a golf ball right and if you have manly instincts high enough to apply. SISSY’S aren’t allowed in our frat. We also don’t accept garbage people, we don’t like hippies, and we definitely DON’T accept bros that can’t golf.”

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“So… what kind of extra cirricular activities can I look forward to as the newest Dollar Scholar?”

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                       one of us has                                a hard luck case of                                         the gay face                                                   AND IT AIN’T ME.

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SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE SCREAM KINGS ILY ALL