readhandedtitties
readhandedtitties
WE'RE ALIVE FUCKERS
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GLARE USES ANY PRONOUNS. python uses he/she pronouns.
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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not the first person i would expect to help you with something, but alright.
THANK FUCK FOR SEAHORSE SOMETIMES MAN
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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THANK FUCK FOR SEAHORSE SOMETIMES MAN
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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CATFIEND IS SALTY I DONT APURRECIATE THEIR OTP BECAUSE I SKIP THE ARC THEY'RE IN (¬_¬;)
AND ALSO WE ARE MORTAL ENEMIES
-Meowth
JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY DID CANDY HAVE BEEF WITH A RANDOM QUIZ SITE
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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how can you even know someone is right handed through a screen? how is that on a fucking dni list it actually makes no sense. somehow thats the one that has stuck with me.
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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YEAH IM GOING TO ADD ON HERE. HE IS VERY STUPID. AGAIN, SOMEHOW THE MOST PARANOID GIRL IVE EVER MET AND THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PERSON EVER. SIMULTANEOUSLY.
awh man i was just about to ask about your crushes too :( bummer
but yeah we all know its crush on okto is suuuper obvious to everyone except okto herself. something something hammers or whatever.
-taxonomy anon
my secret lay in other places. also sometimes some of you anons piss me off and i let some shit spill. the way of the world. from what it sounds like, it sounds like that other person they like is just as stupid. so.
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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awh man i was just about to ask about your crushes too :( bummer
but yeah we all know its crush on okto is suuuper obvious to everyone except okto herself. something something hammers or whatever.
-taxonomy anon
my secret lay in other places. also sometimes some of you anons piss me off and i let some shit spill. the way of the world. from what it sounds like, it sounds like that other person they like is just as stupid. so.
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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yo python do u happen 2 know stuff about glares crushes. im curious spill some tea bro
-taxonomy anon
i have a guess about one of them. it's pretty obvious. something something suuupper fucking closeted. i know more, but i won't doxx them. on the others she mentioned? no comment.
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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if you insist. the worst, in my opinion, is byte. i understand that the whole emo grumbly act CAN be appealin, but it's a trap. it has to be
also, there's okto. she's a rather dreadful mess. you have a type. this is all vague enough to post, yes?
also, python's taste is on par with your level of more emotional choices. her's would require a whole other post should she decide to bitch about me
-artificer anon
SIGH. YEAH CONGRATS. YOU'VE FIGURED OUT MY ONE AND ONLY SECRET. HAVING QUESTIONABLE TASTE.
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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glare- you could do so much better. your crushes are either stupid or assholes. or both. rather putrid taste if you ask me
-artificier anon
GIVE THEM CODENAMES IF YOU KNOW THEM ARTIFICER ANON.
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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we can be doctor eggman....together.
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which one of them am i i know for a fact june is sonic but like am i knuckles or shadow or
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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YOURE DOCTOR EGGMAN (BISEXUAL).
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which one of them am i i know for a fact june is sonic but like am i knuckles or shadow or
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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i can get you some no problem. i have my ways.
also just learned about estrogen where do you even get that shit
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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ONG
just learned about transphobia why do we do this to our brothers and sisters
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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Meowth is a degenRAT who has nooooo cla(w)ss in shippuring. have us in the same pawsk and there will be a purroper catfight
- Catfiend
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readhandedtitties · 1 year ago
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whos OWK?
a fantastical being feferi summoned to torment me. wasn't it obvious?
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