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wait the new pjo tv fans aren't gonna know about Soldatino

do the current new fans know about Soldatino? it is so important to me that the new fans know about this fandom history

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i keep forgetting i really can just post whatever the hell i want here, with my brand url

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Demigod” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. Me, 5 minutes later: dude did i always have goat legs My buddy Perseus, pacing: look. i didn't wanna be a halfblood

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happy PJO TV day! Here's a gift for you all:

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Happy Halloween!

A day of ghouls and specters, there isn't a better time to be a chthonic demigod - aka a demigod of the Underworld! So let's check in on some of our favorite chthonic kids and see how they spent their holiday:

Nico di Angelo

"I'm not exactly the most popular kid in Camp Half-Blood most days, but Halloween is different. We didn't really celebrate it back in my day in Italy, but I almost feel obligated now. I mean, I'm king of ghosts, I think that means I win Halloween, right? Anyways, I turned Cabin 13 into a haunted house for the other campers this evening. I've even got skeletons roaming around, and Jules-Albert is giving out candy. Usually people would be screaming about that, but the other campers love it. It's nice to be seen as cool for a change."

Hazel Levesque

"Camp Jupiter is busy during the holidays! Everybody's going trick-or-treating around New Rome. In the legion the cohorts are giving out candy to each other and holding a competition to see who can get the biggest haul. Even the lares are getting in on the fun trying to prank campers. Frank and I are on duty in the praetors' offices for any trick-or-treaters who come by. Usually some of the houses in New Rome stay open a little bit later though for the centurions once they get off of door duty, so we'll still have time to go wandering later. Plus, we get all the leftovers anyways, so we'll have plenty of treats regardless!"

Clovis

"Oh, Lou Ellen and I made a deal for tonight - she's going as Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service, and she said if she can turn me into a cat for the evening she'll split her candy with me 50/50. And I get to nap the whole time. Not too bad of a deal for me, honestly. If I want I could honestly probably make the rounds again for seconds, since nobody would know I was already there. Total win-win."

Lou Ellen Blackstone

"Clovis probably already told you about my costume, but what he doesn't know is that my cabin is going all out. We're not gonna let Cabin 13 win spookiest haunted house, at least not without a fight! Sure he has skeletons and ghosts, but like, c'mon! That's gotta be cheating, right? Us Hecate kids take Halloween very seriously, of course. Especially trick-or-treat. Let's just say we tend to prefer the trick half a little bit more. We'll see how many campers get turned into animals by the end of the night. Unfortunately, Clovis doesn't count towards that."

Alabaster Torrington

"Well, normally I would be spending Halloween with my family, but seeing as the gods exiled me, I can't. That's alright though - I have a plan. You see, me and Dr. Claymore are gonna go scam campers out of their candy. I may be exiled, but as long as I stay outside the borders of Camp Half-Blood, I'm not breaking the rules, and they never said anything about Mistforms. And I might be able to say hi to my half-siblings while I'm there. Just as long as nobody rats me out to Chiron we're good. I'm sure I can convince them to keep quiet in exchange for king-sized candy bars. Oh, someone's coming - gotta go!"

What a spooky bunch! We hope you all had a happy and safe Halloween with plenty of treats.

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Chalice of the Gods is now out!

Oh, and the Mark of Athena graphic novel too, we guess.

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how many times can the ReadRiordan articles blatantly spoil a book that isn't even out yet? Let's find out!

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would like to reiterate: perseus jackson is bisexual

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The dedication for The Sun And The Star!

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live footage of Annabeth and Percy falling into Tartarus

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In light of recent events: This is an active satirical blog. This is a parody. This is not a brand account nor is it a hoarded url. As is standard for tumblr’s userbase, I do not intend to impersonate nor is this url being used maliciously. I am just a silly goofy guy up to some harmless japery.

ReadRiordan social media managers, if you have plans to move to tumblr, just ignore me, this is typical to the tumblr ecosystem. We don’t have brands here, we just have random users with random brand names and that is how things work.

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i wish i was joking that Lin-Manuel Miranda is going to be playing the role of Hermes in the PJO Disney+ adaptation. I wish this was a shitpost.

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Live footage from Rick Riordan’s meeting with Disney+

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The Sun & The Star blah blah blah May 2nd, 2023 Nico once again can never catch a break Something Something Tartarus WOO

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Using readriordan as your name is litterally wrong but if you wanna do that then put a disclaimer on your blog description or pin a disclaimer post.

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Updates on the upcoming “Solangelo Book” - THE SUN AND THE STAR!