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Oh, well that's good, it's always good to not be actively in crisis. I'm also glad that I give off that vibe, way better than "unreliable in a crisis" anyway. I feel like you'd know if you were actively in crisis right?

No, that was hypothetical. I'm not actively in crisis. At least, I don't think I am?

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I'm all good Lilah, I always am. You good? Yeah a movie night could be dope, maybe Chinese food too? My treat

You doing okay? I feel like I haven't seen you since lockdown. Movie night? @reaganroll

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Shame, I was kinda in the mood for some hate sex. Not that I'm complaining about any kind of sex with you, don't get it twisted. Get your cute butt over here then Dre, unless you want me to start without you?

I’ll come over. I don’t hold grudges that much.

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REAGAN: look it's not my fault that you have hot friends and everyone seems to know everyone here REAGAN: oh she was enjoying herself, I can vouch for that much REAGAN: I can't help if she finds me hot tho [...] REAGAN: I mean... I'm not NOT going to keep hooking up with her, but I have zero plans rn REAGAN: does it bother you a lot?? because like... I won't do it if it does. it'd be kinda dumb of me to piss off the only family I have left right?

ADDY: Dude. Can't you find your hookups somewhere other than my contact list? Jesus. ADDY: Sarah starting it makes me feel a little better, but only because I like that she's enjoying her freedom and being her authentic self. ADDY: Would prefer it wasn't with my sister though. [...] ADDY: Does that mean you've planning to keep hooking up with Serena?

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Hey, look, you are a person of many talents, I feel like this was a compliment. If anyone can have cuticles that immaculate and do manual labour it's Malcolm Corcoran. Hey, I'll take 40 bucks and some buttons, I've got a nice little collection of ones that have flown off various shirts and things over the last couple of years, does he have a preference?

Reagan, be so fucking serious right now. Do I look like a guy who knows how to fix a dishwasher? With these cuticles? I have nightmares about performing skilled labor. Lucky for you, I do know a guy who'll do it for 40 bucks and whatever extra buttons you have lying around.

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See this is already going to work because I'm more of a whisky girl myself too... there's this hole in the wall place I know with a great tasting menu?

Make it whisky instead of wine and we might just have a deal.

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You realise the irony of being mad about being called grumpy while also being grumpy right?? But sure, thai food and a dog on our date-not-date night. Please, I wouldn't stoop that low, or point out that your dating standards are on the floor if I'm your most viable option right now. Yeah get your grumpy ass over here, I have terrible action movies too, or we can sit in silence, whatever you need.

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I resent being called grumpy, but you had me at thai food. The dog is an added bonus I guess, and the silence. This is the perfect date night actually. Not that this is a date. Shut up, I know what you're going to say. I'm on my way.

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You are very flexible, maybe I should be attending some of these yoga sessions huh? I'm all good, groovy like a drive-in movie, living my best life, all of that good stuff. Back to my normal badassness. Everything all good with you and your yoga and stuff?

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During one of my yoga sessions yesterday i ended up in a position rather reminiscent of our time in lockdown. I told you i was flexible. That was quite the soul entwining experience. How are you holding up since then?

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Oh I am single, but trust me this is not a train you want get on board of, little weirdo. Plus I'm nearly 40 so... old enough to be your actual mother honestly. One glittery star board with your name on it coming up

... you know what, you got a point there. All I'll say on that is that there's a very fine line between creepy and observant, trust me, I wasn't a fed for nearly eleven years without learning that difference. Ah the wonders of being a nepo kid huh? I lucked out on the broadway mom lottery, twice actually, I can't imagine it was easy with Cassie as your mom... but hey at least you got good at protecting yourself, that's always a good life skill to have

oh my gosh, you know me so well?!? you just got ten times prettier, are you even single? how old are you again? would it be wrong considering addy is my mom? anyway but yeah you're right, I’d honestly feel like the system has failed me

what’s the point of being brilliant if there’s no official recognition, you know? and hey, I’m not creepy, I’m observant!!! It’s a fine line! defense tactics are just a natural evolution of being a July ngl

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Spoilsport. But I guess... is there another term you prefer?? Phallus friends?? Eskimo sisters?? Corndog comrades?? Okay good, trust and believe I will fuck that man up if he hurts you, I fight dirty.

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Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, never give up.

Please never ever say coochie sisters ever again, promise me. But yeah it's to fuck him up.

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Well, it depends on the crisis honestly, but shoot, what's going on?

You seem like you'd be good in a crisis. @reaganroll

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REAGAN: uh... REAGAN: is now a bad time to tell you i've been casually hooking up with serena for a little while then??? REAGAN: if it helps I probably won't sleep with sarah again REAGAN: and in my defence, i didn't start that, i just didn't... stop it either

[...] [...] ADDY: You slept with Sarah? [...] ADDY: Did we never make a rule that you don't fuck my friends? Because if not, we should implement one right now.

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I am nothing if not specific...

That got very specific

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Hey, no, never apologise for re-establishing your boundaries in whatever way you need to El. Never back down, never what?

I'm hoping you mean "have him to fuck him up" and not "have him to bone" because I will not be doing that. I love you, but I have no desire to be coochie sisters with you.

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Yeah I know. Just don't do any of that shit while I'm around or anything. Sorry, I don't mean to be harsh.

Tommy is very lucky, my sister is a fucking catch. Oh don't worry if he steps out of line you can have him, but I don't think he will. Thanks Reags.

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Okay, see, now I feel like you'd be disappointed if there wasn't a board with your name on, glittery star and all...

I can't fault a girl with a comprehensive set of defence tactics. For hitting on Corcoran MILFs? No. For harassing, potentially stalking or just generally being a little creepy? Well that depends on whether they'd press charges... I feel that, I keep my hands plenty busy too, way better than talking to some overpriced stranger.

... with the purest of intentions??!!! besides isn't a little academic chaos just seasoning for the soul? and hey, if a board is happening, I want a top spot with a glittery star next to my name. it's only fair

let’s say they’re a “just in case” kind of deal. you know, cozy layers in case I have to dramatically storm out of a courtroom or wrap myself up in one of those "look who’s law abiding now!" moments hahaha so fun to joke about it. because we're joking, right? i can't really gett arrested for hitting on Corcoran MILFS can I? but yeah knitting is like, way better than therapy, it keeps the mind busy AND the hands you know

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Mmm, maybe if you ask nicely... ooo bossy, little brat aren't you? I'll be there at closing time. You don't need your customers seeing what I'm going to do to you. Actually, scratch that, I'll be right over, sit and watch you work for the rest of the afternoon, just... watching. We'll see how much you squirm then.

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Dude stop, I'm squirming now. Yeah I want to break it so it's a good excuse for the new chair. Get over here.

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Oh I will clear a whole weekend if you ask, give you the full RMC wine and dine experience, and then... well, that's up to you

I mean, it would be easy to make a night of it. But again, still owe me that date, though I guess we could then make a day of it, really...