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why do men want to be gynecologists? why? why. gynecology is for females and should be practiced solely by women imo 

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The fact that men are credited with advancing civilization, rather than condemned for critically stunting its advancement after they forbade half of humanity from contributing, is an excellent example of an androcentric analysis.

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Me: oh boy, a complex female character! I hope the fandom is normal about her :)

The Fandom: 🤬💀🔥🤬💀🔥🤬💀🔥🤬💀🔥

Me: 😰

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Tell me when you get bored. A story about doses. [x]

I posted this on twitter and had a variety of aggressive ableism thrown my way.

This is a story about changing what I can in spite of what I cannot for the comfort of my loved ones. The thing that others find to be hurtful about me is that I like to spend time in silent solitude. People who love me often feel hurt that I tend to solve my own problems instead of leaning on them.

When we spend too much time together, people find my neutrality to be concerning, and it becomes too much for people to be unable to read me.

To show the people I love that I enjoy their company in ways they can understand, I pool my energy together to be high-energy, peppy, and social. Since this is not my natural state of being, it takes effort, which can only be expended in small doses. I amplify the things people like in me while filtering out everything they dislike about me when I am in their company.

I change my behaviors for those I love, but at the end of the day, I cannot change my neutral state of being, which is the thing that they want most out of me.

This is a story about me accommodating people in the best way I know how, not the other way around. I would truly appreciate it if people don't misconstrue this anecdote as me asking for dismissal of hurtful behavior when in reality, people find hurt in the fact that I simply exist, and I must change for them.

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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tadc fansong "king of pixels" kinger song

Does anyone know where I can find the full fansong for this? It cuts off abruptly, so I assume there's more to it. Google was no help, unfortunately.

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Dick is never going to get to have a midlife crisis because Bruce is going through his for him. also because he will not be making it to 40.

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au where they team up with the power of friendship instead of having beef

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I'm so normal about my interests

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Silly part two to this

He swears he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids >:(

Bonus tired Bruce:

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The duality of man..

Can you believe there's no maid outfit emoji?

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I may be biased...

She alone in this photo makes me very sad 😭😓

She needs a hug right now 😞💕

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Ragatha, they could never make me hate you..

Me @ Jax:

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fun fact: one of my most favorite things in the world is Scooby Doo. you know what else is a group of 5 detectives that can and will thwart billionaires? I had to, you understand

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I'm Normal about Them, I lied, like a liar

This is me btw. If u even care