ᴋᴀᴛᴇ | ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ | 30ꜱ | ᴛʜᴇ 𝒏𝒐, 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉/𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝒏𝒐, 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ.
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i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days
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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations
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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time
and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived
my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️
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Are you going to get your ass lost in a book or did all those kid songs about the library mean nothing to you
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in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there
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Tottenham Court Road, London, 1893 by Rose Maynard Barton (Irish, 1856-1929)
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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ROBERT MAPPLETHORPE “PATTI SMITH” // NYC, 1978 [gelatin silver print | 13 7/8 × 13 3/4”]
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my cat has not been enjoying the heatwave
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we are ALL horse girls when watching the ride of the rohirrim at the battle of pelennor fields
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