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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

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do you own anything autographed items?

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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

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Meeeeeeeeeeee printing strawberries at night

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i don’t trust women who say things like “i just get along better with men” ok so you’re an opp…

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I wrote a motivational quote on the whiteboard at work and everyone's telling me how wise and true it is and I haven't had the heart to tell them it's from the Haunted Mansion movie with Eddie Murphy

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way ahead of you buddy

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where are you?

cloth momysays just a few mjore hours at da casino n we can gohome :(

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the night the sea sang

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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

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thank you guys for playing blogs with me