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Don't pay attention to me, I was on my period...

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Have a smiling Raph to soothe the soul 🥰

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so for me personally i saw all of raphael’s red flags and evil rancid vibes and decided they were all very sexy. i hope he’s even worse than the glimpses the game gives us actually

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Lovelies, it's time for that holiday 🌴🍸

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The devil you know

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Mediterranean Holiday!Raph is coming back y'all.

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Raphael engrossed in reading, Tav bothering him with kisses

Sometimes Tav liked to test what she could get away with. Raphael looked so handsome in his reading chair poring over a book that she couldn’t resist. The casual flicking of his tail told her he was in a relatively passive mood - as passive as a creature like Raphael ever could be. He didn’t react when she pressed up to his back between his huge wings, deep in his reading, though Tav wasn’t fool enough to assume he was unaware of her. Occasionally his serpentine tongue would come out and lick his thin lips. Tempting her.

She began at his jaw, the junction behind his strange, pointed ear. He smelled like cherries and smoke and fire. His silky hair tickled her nose. She pressed her first gentle, lingering kiss to the soft skin behind his lobe. Her hands hungered, longed to roam the devil’s broad chest, but he would only tolerate so much. Instead she let them settle on his thick shoulders, pressed another kiss on his throat, at his pulse point.

“Must you?” He drawled. She felt the deep vibration of his voice when he spoke. Just the slightest tinge of irritation. She could keep playing for a while.

“Pretend I’m not here,” she murmured. Raphael huffed.

The scratch of stubble under his chin felt good across her mouth. She kept her kisses relatively chaste, or tried to, though his warm, warm skin called to her like a siren, and each touch of her lips lingered for longer and longer. The effort to keep her tongue behind her teeth instead of lathing it all over him was monumental. With every kiss she caught a flash of taste, the sweat and musk of a full day. How desperately she desired him. He knew; of course he did. It was why he hadn’t swatted her away like a pesky mosquito (yet). Raphael did not care much for affection, but being the object of someone’s affection was very different. The devil loved being wanted. Being doted on. Being simpered over. Being worshipped. Nothing turned him on more.

“Do not start something you don’t intend to finish,” said Raphael. Both an invitation and a warning.

“I have every intention,” Tav promised. Her brazenness earned her a low rumble. His wings flexed.

“Hmm…you know what they say about curiosity, pet.”

She dragged her mouth across the back of his neck to the other side. He sighed, annoyed and pleased at the same time, loudly turning a page of his book. Tav peppered kisses on this untouched stretch of hot crimson skin, deciding to suckle a mark under his ear, and then took the soft lobe between her teeth. The moment she bit lightly into his flesh he slammed his book shut. Tav started, grinning nervously. Thrilled and scared in equal measure.

“Are you going to show me what happens to the cat?”

“Cat? Oh, no, dear. You,” the devil purred, onyx and ember eyes glittering dangerously, a slight smirk revealing shining sharp teeth, “are the mouse, and I find myself suddenly ravenous."

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prompt by @aloneinarkham

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Oh, he was mad. Not fuming, but irritated. Annoyed. Mildly disgusted. The look on his face gave him away. Raphael, despite being an enigmatic and secretive man, was very expressive, by nature or design or a mix of both, and this expression - his nose wrinkled up like he’d smelled something sour, lip curled, a hint of sharp white teeth on display, dark eyes simmering like coals of a waning fire - was one of Tav’s favourites. If a little stronger breeze blew by the inferno might erupt again, but for now she could enjoy the heat, especially since it wasn’t directed at her (yet).

“Explain to me, exactly, how it is that you lost my copy of Calisham’s Black Gambit?” He drawled, every bit the unimpressed and ever-put-upon Master of the House. The Archivist, poor imbecile that he was, struggled to find an answer, shifting from foot to foot, no doubt anticipating the imminent and unlicensed session of chiropractic adjustment he was soon to receive.

“It’s…well, there was that...incident last week with the Hellfire Sphere and Haarlep’s drunken imp, so perhaps your copy of the Black Gambit was…lost, master.”

Raphael’s scrunched sneer deepened, accenting lines and soft wrinkles and the deep sockets of his eyes; Tav hid her quiet joy behind a glass of wine she nursed. A few books lay supine on the side table next to Raphael’s plush couch. They’d been having a titillating conversation about the power and advocacy of literature until Raphael attempted to summon Black Gambit and came up empty.

“I had hoped never to be reminded of that again,” the devil growled. Tav quivered, just a little. She liked it when his voice deepened. “Fine. Then I shall have to acquire another.”

“As you say, master.”

“What are you still standing there for? Begone, you halfwit.”

“O-oh! Yes, sir.” The Archivist almost tripped over himself in his haste to leave.

Tav caught her smile before it could slip free by biting her inner cheek, but she hadn’t been sly or quick enough. Her handsome fiend paramour turned to her, his stare intense, the slight pull of his lips alerting her she was treading on thin ice.

“Is there something you find amusing, dear?” He asked, his purr honey and sulphur. Dangerous, just a bit. “Do not think me unaware of the way you watched that exchange just now. Does the destruction of my property entertain you?”

“Not really,” she said, knowing better than to lie or pretend; the truth was a wild card alternative, but if she was going to be strung up either way, she’d rather he knew. “When you’re irritated by somebody or something you make this face and I really, really like it.”

“I…see.” She’d surprised him, that was clear. Raphael blinked slowly, searching her, looking for authenticity. He found it, because he settled into a smug, ego-stroked sort of curiosity instead. “And what, pray tell, is this face that I make, pet?”

“Well…I call them your Grumpy Scrunchies, personally.”

“My… sorry, my what?”

Ah, quite the achievement. She’d flabbergasted the mighty Raphael. Knocked him on his metaphorical ass. Filled his loud and crowded head with white noise. He was staring at her as if a mind flayer was emerging from the back of her neck and talking to him in Ghukliak. The struggle not to laugh was herculean.

“Your Grumpy Scrunchies. I think it’s really cute when you do it.”

“Cute?!”

In his long, long, long life, no one. No one. Had ever called Raphael cute before. Tav was sure that somehow, somewhere, Haarlep was howling with laughter. She certainly couldn’t keep a lid on her nervous giggles any longer. She knew she was so dead, but the stunned-slack look on his face was absolutely worth it - almost as cute as the scrunchies.

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um.. if ur taking promts, may i suggest Raphael tickling tav, like torturing them until they submit to him 👍 love ur work btw

submit how? sexually?

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Did I spend a few hours the other day basically doing a photoshoot with Raphael? Absolutely.

Will never be over this outfit🔥

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A Devil of a Job

OG!Dark Urge is sent to kill Raphael. Its a hell of a job.

This was inspired by a piece of Raphael fan art too glorious for tumblr to show. Hats of to the artist (link below)

AO3 Link

NSFT Raph Fan Art Inspiration on Blue Sky

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HD happy couple for you @reallyhatethiswebsite

(devastated by the separation, the human doll is humping desperately the statue of himself left behind. Love wins.)

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LITTLE CAMBION!!!

I just received an amazing gift from @ultrakatua and I want everyone to look at it and understand how lucky I am because her work and dedication is incredible and I am overwhelmed and deeply honoured to receive...

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Look at him!!! Look at the little details!!! He looks amazing and it doesn't stop here.

Little cambion! Little guy! Yes those are bells on his boots and yes, they jingle. It's amazing. I also got something nice from @gufu-vire too.

Look at this bust!!! Handsome king. Thank you Goof, I will adequately worship this, as he deserves uwu

He's so smug!!!!

Wow 😳 he really likes the bust.

Thank you so much both of you. ❤️

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Used wonderful gif by @molinaesque !

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Long story short, I'm getting back into writing again but I need to ease back in and scrape off the rust. Anyone have prompts? 👉👈