realslimshady-konnosuke
realslimshady-konnosuke
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Alternate internal affairs outfit for Chiyoganemaru: Hawaiian shirt
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Chiyoganemaru is gonna nut when he learns about Hawaii
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Tsurumaru: -throws a rock at the retrograde army- YEET
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Juzumaru may be blind but he can smell a bitch from a mile away
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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My favorite Touken Danshi
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Talk about morning wood
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Mikazuki has a pile of old people hard candy inside of a metal tin with some spare keys. T this day no one knows what those keys open
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Iwatooshi could probably sufficate a retro grade army enemy between his firm bosom
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Shokudaikiri learned about a little game named Cooking Mama. Someone please stop him he hasn’t slept in 3 days
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Mikazuki probably breaks his hips every time KOGI slides his dick in his ass
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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NAGASONE IS MY FAVORITE CHINESE BOOTLEG
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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If Mikazuki can ride a ho, Shokudaikiri can be A HO. Kara let the man LIVE
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That is not how you make udon
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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I think my translator is a bit broken
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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That is not how you make udon
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Yamanbigiri’s cloak would be a great place to hide some drugs
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Yamanbigiri’s kiwame is the same except he is wearing two cloaks. One in the front and one in the back.
It’s like a mullet. Party cloak in the back and business cloak in the front.
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realslimshady-konnosuke · 7 years ago
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Mutsunokami would watch western movies, bad horror movies, and during Christmas he will watch Die Hard on repeat with a bucket of KFC. It’s his tradition
@niekra
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