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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.
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"what? what is your problem?? always in here showing off your four fangs >:("
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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
#please do not directly message me about fundraisers#palestine#fundraiser#donations#I will not post messages I am sent about fundraisers please do not message me directly
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there's some upsides to these sorts of things
fits in pocket btw
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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after eight years, I finally updated my huge Historical Fashion Reference & Resources Doc! Now in the form of a MUCH more easily updated Google Doc with better organization, refreshed links, and five more pages of books and online resources.
I know tumblr hates links, but it鈥檚 worth it for a doc that I can now update with far more regularity going forward!聽RIP to the original, you did your duty for far longer than you should have. 馃様馃檹馃徏
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:
See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.
And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.
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So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we鈥檝e barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I鈥檒l just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it鈥檚 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I鈥檓 wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like
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He's gone
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This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind
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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge
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