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during the wedding rehearsal a groom hands the pastor 100$. "what's this for?" says the pastor.

"can you change the vows where it says to 'always be faithful' and stuff?" the pastor nodded and pocketed the money.

on the day of the wedding, the pastor came to the groom's vows. "do you promise to never see another

woman in sickness and in health, bring your wife breakfast in bed every morning, massage her and obey her every wish?" the groom squeaked a yes.

after the ceremony the pastor stuck the bill back in his hand and said apologetically, "she offered me a better deal."

pqsa! esmms jsmh piy?

O…. O mmrf yp kidy hry sesy

[recoveredheir]

>You have no idea what's going on in Opal's life, and frankly, you're just happy to see her again!

   You could tell something was up but you weren't gonna bother with that.

  hey! wanna hear a joke?

pqsa! esmms jsmh piy?

O…. O mmrf yp kidy hry sesy

[recoveredheir]

un xinubf.

>Transportilize.

pqsa! esmms jsmh piy?

O…. O mmrf yp kidy hry sesy

[recoveredheir]

pj mp. gomf s ytsmdqptyaoxrt smf oaa vpzr yp upi.

pqsa! esmms jsmh piy?

O…. O mmrf yp kidy hry sesy

[recoveredheir]

fp upi esmms vpzr yp zu qasvr gpt s noy?

pqsa! esmms jsmh piy?

O…. O mmrf yp kidy hry sesy

[recoveredheir]

[ah shit i shouldnt even post this]

[recoveredheir]

[ok i know i havent been on this account in forever but theres somthing i need to say

more under the cut

every time i try to start this blog up again i just feel this rush of insecurities and anxiety

dont get me wrong

i really love this blog i build with my whole heart

i love john i love all of partners and i doubt that ill stop roleplaying john

but it feels that in the amount of time ive been gone

all of the connections on this blog are gone

roleplaying partners have changed and of course they have every right to

and its partially my fault for not keeping up relations even if i werent roleplaying

but this blog was started in a different time in my life and i kinda of need to let it go

for a while

i not deleting but just leaving i guess

i need to and i dont know if im coming back here again]

[recoveredheir]

why not? is that not your name?

hey mercury! guess who got a job at a club!

I’ll guess the one annoying me about it? And don’t call me that.

[recoveredheir]

November 1, 1952: The First H-Bomb is Tested

On this day in 1952, the world’s first hydrogen bomb “Ivy Mike” was detonated by the United States on the Eniwetok atoll in the Pacific.

Edward Teller and Stanislaw Ulam were among the scientists who developed the H-bomb, formally known as a thermonuclear bomb.  This hydrogen bomb test led to the U.S. gaining a temporary lead in its nuclear arms race with the Soviet Union.

Check out American Experience’s “Race for the Super Bomb” timeline for a detailed account of nuclear power development from 1941 - 1963.

Many of the thousands of scientists on the project were not officially aware of what they were working on. Though they were not permitted to talk to anyone about their work, including each other, by 1945 some had figured out that they were in fact building an atomic bomb. View American Experience's “Atomic Secrets” photo gallery, from The Trials of J. Robert Oppenheimer program site.

Photo: The explosion of the hydrogen bomb Ivy Mike (U.S. Department of Energy/Wikimedia Commons).

[recoveredheir]

Throws a bag of skittles at you

boop!

[recoveredheir]

cool dangan ronpa halloween ideas for you and your friends:

cover yourself in pepto bismol in front of your home, and refuse to give candy unless children say “a body has been discovered!”

when trick or treaters come to your door, open it and yell “YOU’VE GOT THAT WRONG!”, then quickly, shut your door

lock all of your friends inside a highschool and not let them out unless at least one person is dead

happy halloween

[recoveredheir]

cacophonygiddiness started following you

hey there buddy!

[recoveredheir]

mostly great.

few glitches here and there. broke down trying to drink a glass of milk this morning. that is it though.

lays on you

good evening!

[recoveredheir]

[Descriptive noise] subtitles are actually poetry. 

[recoveredheir]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DO NOT KNOW WHERE YOUR JOHN IS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  kkkkhhhh i want mY JOHN NOW

HHHIIIISSSSSS

[recoveredheir]

i really hope i get it!

lays on you

good evening!

[recoveredheir]

the audition sheet said that all people that are hired will be contacted sometime tomorrow through wednesday. the first show is on friday.

lays on you

good evening!