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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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That's a pretty name!

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using your slightly younger friend as a hip youngster dictionary >>>>>

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Mouthwashing Skyrim au doodle

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just watched venom for the first time finally and are you fucking kidding me. mf kisses eddie and goes “yeah ok i want to save earth now. you changed my mind about destroying humanity btw” ????? okay yeah that’s fine. whatever

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Props to the twilight cruise of the Tulpar. Props to our Captain and his new prospects.

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Do we think curly purposefully trims himself to have an Amish beard or do we think the poor man is just incapable of growing a mustache

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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

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MR. JACK BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN?!

Uh. I DON'T WANT TO BE ARRESTED. 😭

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do gay people not have noses in your world

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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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Glowy dark mode site skin

🎼 You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million fireflies ended up in the header of your AO3. 🎶

It's been a while since I tried glow effects, but I saw the fireflies and I couldn't resist.

CSS code under the cut.

#header {   background-image: url("https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2022/10/19/16/56/fireflies-7533056_1280.jpg");   background-repeat: no-repeat;   background-size: cover;   background-position: center center;   background-color: #152623; }

#header .heading {   height: 15em; }

#header .primary {   background: #0d1d1f;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

#header .logo, #header .heading sup {   visibility: hidden; }

#header .heading a {   color: #152623;   text-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.event .userstuff {   background: #425e50;   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce; }

#outer.wrapper {   background: #0d1d1f;   color: #f9f6ce; }

#main a {   color: #8c9b76; }

#greeting a.dropdown-toggle, #header .actions a {   color: #f9f6ce !important;   text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #152623; }

#greeting .menu, #header .dropdown .menu, #header .dropdown:hover a {   background: #0d1d1f;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

span.submit.actions input.button {   display: none; }

#greeting img.icon {   display: none; }

#header #search .text, .search [role="tooltip"] {   background: #0d1d1f;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce;   color: #f9f6ce !important;   border: 1px solid #0d1d1f; }

form.search input[type=text], form.search input[type=submit], .autocomplete div.dropdown ul {   background: #0d1d1f !important;   border: none;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce;   color: #f9f6ce;   display: block; }

#header #search .text {   width: 7em; }

.notice, .comment_notice, .kudos_notice, ul.notes, .caution, .error, .comment_error, .kudos_error, .alert.flash {   background: #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce !important;   color: #0d1d1f;   border: none; }

.notice a, .comment_notice a, .kudos_notice a, ul.notes a, .caution a, .error a, .comment_error a, .kudos_error a, .alert.flash a {   color: #506957;   font-weight: bold; }

.splash .module h3 {   color: #f9f6ce;   border-bottom: 2px solid #f9f6ce; }

.splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(2n+1) a {   background: #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce;   color: #0d1d1f;   font-weight: bold;   font-variant: small-caps; }

.splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(2n+2) a {   color: #f9f6ce;   font-weight: bold;   font-variant: small-caps;   font-size: 110%; }

.splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(2n+1) a:hover, .splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(2n+2) a:hover {   color: #f9f6ce;   font-weight: bold;   font-variant: small-caps;   background: #425e50; }

#footer {   background: #425e50;   color: #f9f6ce;   border-top: 3px solid #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

#footer a, #footer .heading {   color: #f9f6ce; }

.actions a, .actions a:focus, .actions input:focus, .action:focus, .actions li input, .actions li input[type="submit"], input[type="submit"], .actions li label, ul.navigation.actions li a, .action:link, .actions a:link {   background: #425e50;   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce;   color: #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce;   border-radius: 5px; }

.current, #dashboard .current {   background: #f9f6ce !important;   color: #0d1d1f !important;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce !important;   border-radius: 5px; }

#dashboard.own {   border-top: 5px solid #f9f6ce;   border-bottom: 5px solid #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

#dashboard a:hover {   background: #0d1d1f;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

#dashboard a {   color: #f9f6ce; }

dl.meta {   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.listbox .index {   background: #0d1d1f; }

.listbox, fieldset fieldset.listbox {   background: #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

form dl, fieldset, fieldset fieldset, fieldset fieldset fieldset, fieldset fieldset dl dl, dd.hideme, form blockquote.userstuff, input, select, select:focus, textarea, span.symbol.question, .own {   background: #0d1d1f !important;   color: #f9f6ce !important;   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.autocomplete li.added, .post .meta dd ul li.added, label, label.required {   color: #f9f6ce; }

span.delete {   background: #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

span.delete a {   color: #0d1d1f !important;   font-weight: bold; }

.ui-sortable li, .dynamic form, div.dynamic {   background: #0d1d1f;   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce; }

.dropdown {   background: #0d1d1f; }

form.verbose legend, .verbose form legend {   background: #f9f6ce;   color: #0d1d1f;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

li.blurb {   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.draft {   background: #0d1d1f;   color: #f9f6ce;   border: 2px dashed #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.draft .wrapper {   background: #0d1d1f;   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce; }

#header h2 {   background: #f9f6ce !important;   color: #0d1d1f;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

#stat_chart svg rect:first-of-type {   opacity: 60%; }

#stat_chart g[clip-path^=url] > g:nth-of-type(2) rect, #stat_chart svg g:nth-of-type(2) > g rect:last-of-type, #stat_chart g[clip-path^=url] > g:nth-of-type(2) rect:first-of-type {   filter: hue-rotate(140deg);   opacity: 80% !important; }

.statistics .index li:nth-of-type(2n) {   background: #0d1d1f;   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce; }

.reading h4.viewed, dl.index dd, table, th, dt.child {   background: #0d1d1f; }

#modal, span.replied {   background: #0d1d1f;   color: #f9f6ce;   border: 2px solid #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

h4.heading.byline {   background: #f9f6ce;   color: #0d1d1f; }

li.comment {   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce; }

.comment div.icon {   border-bottom: 5px solid #f9f6ce;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.thread .even {   background: #425e50; }

.unread {   background: #0d1d1f;   border: 5px dashed #f9f6ce !important; }

span.unread {   background: #f9f6ce;   color: #0d1d1f; }

span.indicator::before {   box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.warnings .tag, .work .warning a.tag, dd.warning.tags a {   border: 1px solid #f9f6ce;   border-radius: 5px;   background: #f9f6ce;   padding-left: 2px;   padding-right: 2px;   box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px #f9f6ce; }

.relationships .tag, .work .relationships a.tag, dd.relationship.tags a {   background: none;   color: #f9f6ce !important;   font-weight: bold;   text-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #f9f6ce; }

.filters .expander {   background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/3c89981f933f9f57157d6dcec6fd85a7/94c6737c6db9ad60-e5/s1280x1920/f7557e617a5439c506721bd326580a0cb4c1f8d8.png") left center no-repeat;   color: #f9f6ce !important;   font-weight: bold; }

.filters .expanded .expander {   background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/dab095a2fd9387bc1e0c57747ba6b13f/94c6737c6db9ad60-ad/s1280x1920/c1a4e14e0565cdcac5d3e20bebac3ab440f2d607.png") left center no-repeat; }

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+ Original image and obligatory grayscale version under cut. (Have to click for better quality...)