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some old DD and faves drawings (ignore bullseye, he's cool but like.. that drawing is not.)

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he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

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Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?

INTRODUCING NCUTI GATWA AS THE DOCTOR COMING 2023

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#What is happening

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Wade, dramatically: They called me a fool. Matt, sick of Wade's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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Wade: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Wade: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Wade: I also want to softhack his circuits. Peter: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Wade: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Peter: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Matt: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Wade: *shoots it*

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pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

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Wade: Change is inedible. Matt: Don’t you mean inevitable? Wade, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

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Foggy: I keep a picture of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Matt: Aww, Foggy- Foggy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with this idiot, then I can deal with anything." Matt: Oh.

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Foggy: Is he stupid? Matt: Yes, but he prefers to be called Wade.

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Wade: Hey, Matt you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Matt: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Wade: Yea, my grandma lives there. Peter: That is the worst response to that question.

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Wade: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- Matt: No returns. Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Wade: Pros and cons of dating me. Wade: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Wade: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Matt: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Matt. Peter: But you're Matt. Matt: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

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Matt: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.