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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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The US has bombed Iran’s Natanz, Fordow and Isfahan nuclear sites.

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All you stupid bitches had to do was vote for Kamala. Oh my GOD.

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PANIC BUY GASOLINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Boy they laughed at me at the time but me buying a warehouse when oil futures were negative and filling it with barrels and barrels of oil futures was a really great move.

Wait what do you mean "contract" what the hells an "underlying asset"

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What in the FUCK could I have liked to make Tumblr think I want to see this

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this australian guy wrote about the columbia protests when he was a student here. he hid his substack and deleted his social media apps before he went on a trip back to the US to visit friends. he was detained, interrogated extensively about palestine by two border patrol agents, then deported back to australia.

^ that's a quick summary he wrote after the experience. the longer new yorker article is really jarring. link without paywall here

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"Robotvendor Rex," by Colin Hay, scanned from Omni Magazine's February 1986 issue

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I'm going to lose my fucking mind holy shit

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old wives tale: do not let cats near a baby. it will steal its breath

ancient wives tale: spontaneous generation i.e. fleas are born from dust, maggots from dead flesh

young wives tale: bladee invented the steam locomotive