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Of the Devil is really validating my long held belief that Ace Attorney, Death Note and Danganronpa would all be better if the principal psychosexual rivalries present in each were between women instead

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I am suffering from toothpain, heartpain, fainting, depression and I can't sleep but... I make a funny card for Tumblr

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For my Dead by Daylight friends (Based on AZHYMOVS latest video)

Batman and every dbd killer is stuck in gotham in a long halloween/no man's land kind of scenario where the US government has shut down gotham. He gets no outside help from calling in the justice league but has access to all his normal Gotham based pals (the batfamily, Gordon, ect ect). Each killer is taken right before they would end up in the entity's realm

Batman's win con is to capture each of the killers before the year is up or before they can somehow escape the No man's land containment and our ratings where:

Adoption Papers - Batman would redeem and perhaps add this person to the batfamily

Gotham PD - Batman just sticks commissioner Gordon on them, they're not worth his time.

Batman Solos - Takes some effort but Batman can take them out in like, a week.

Batman and Robin - Batman needs to call in help from one or more robins to stand a chance.

Death In The Family - This person is either going to escape or get a kill on one or more of the batfamily. If he's able to capture this person it likely comes at the cost of letting other villains escape.

Escapes Containment - For the people Batman cannot catch, either they can't reasonably be contained to one area or  are good enough at going to ground to hide from Batman until the lockdown is over.

The Trapper: Gotham PD - Guys just a dude with bear traps, ain't no way.

The Wraith: Adoption Papers - Philip just wants a good life, he doesn't even start trouble when transported to Gotham.

The Hillbilly: Batman Solos - Too dangerous to send the cops after, but Batman himself should have no trouble.

The Nurse: Gotham PD - No Powers? No Bitches?

The Shape: Batman and Robin - The Shape is very physically impressive and is surprisingly smart as well. He's basically a lesser bane, he'd need to call in one of the robins I feel.

The Hag: Batman and Robin - The hag IS able to use her runes before being taken by the entity, admittedly it summons the entity, but that level of power is very dangerous. Batman does have magical knowledge though, so I reckon he's got this.

The Doctor: Batman and Robin - Very similar to other batman villains like professor pig and Hugo Strange, I reckon Batman would need to call in tim drake to help hunt him down.

The Huntress: Batman and Robin - I think the huntress goes unnoticed for quite some time, she can craft her own hatchets so there's no paper trail to follow and by the time he does find her, he's gonna get stuck by surprise lycanthrope. If he takes a weaker robin along there's even a low chance for a death in the family.

The Cannibal: Batman Solos -Pretty much the same as Hillbilly.

The Nightmare: Escapes Containment - Without access to call in people like Zitana or John Constantine, Batman has no way to really catch or contain the dream demon. He gets away, though likely gets caught by one of the other heroes after he escapes.

The Pig: Gotham PD - Jigsaw is a discount riddler, Amanda is a discount Jigsaw. Gotham PD have been dealing with this shit for ages, they've got this.

The Clown: Gotham PD - Clown was close to getting caught before he got taken by regular cops, Commissioner Gordon can handle this one.

The Spirit: Batman and Robin - By my rules she's taken right where she is in her tome and in my eyes at that point she's already become a ghost possessing her own body, if she's just a corpse then obvious Gotham PD level, but I think she is a new spirit haunting Gotham that has a physical form batman can capture.

The Legion: Gotham PD - These kids were about to get caught anyway, they stand no chance. Small chance for Susie to get adopted.

The Plague: Death In The Family - If the plague isn't one of the first ones caught, her infection will spread throughout Gotham, if any of the batfamily get it there's a very high chance they die. Batman could synthesize a cure, but he'd need to get access to the virus to do so and from there it's a race against time he's not guaranteed to win, and all the time spent doing that is time the other killers have to get established. She gets caught early, but she consumes a lot of Batman's time.

The Ghost Face: Gotham PD - Another killer that was already gonna be caught in his original timeline, stands no chance here.

The Demogordon: Batman and Robin - The Demogordon was ultimately handled by a group of kids and is very animalistic in its intelligence. Batman is able to tussle with killer croc, I think he can do this with some difficulty.

The Oni: Batman Solos - There's  a chance that the oni takes out or teams up with some of the other villains and gets access to their resources like Bane's venom in which case he becomes Batman and robin, but by base hes just a strong warlord.

The Deathslinger: Adoption Papers - Violent Vigilante with a gun... where have I heard this before. Deathslinger is becoming redhoods new BFF and is reluctantly joining the batman. Batman solo's otherwise.

The Executioner: Escapes Containment - There is no fucking way Batman captures the Pyramid Head.

The Blight: Batman and Robin/Batman Solos - If taken when he's a survivor the first time he gets taken, this is just an evil scientist like Mister Freeze who is willing to do anything for science so he goes in the tier with other Villain-Alike killers. If he's taken from the second time the entity grabs him as the blight then this is an easy Batman solos, dude is practically mindless.

The Twins: Adoption Papers - They ain't done nothing wrong, they just wanna live their life.

The Trickster: Gotham PD - Without his manager to cover for him, he gets caught so fast.

The Nemesis: Death In The Family - Batman's no kill rule really hurts him here, without being willing to kill Nemesis the dude just keeps coming back more and more of the threat. His best hope? Red Hood brings out the flamethrower and decimates the guy early on.

The Cenobite: Batman and Robin - Perhaps controversial, but I believe Batman would be able to find, solve and survive the box. With the help of an experienced Robin like Nightwing, I Honestly think he could capture the box and keep it locked up in the batcave for the year it would take the lockdown to end, then give it to Zitana or John.

The Artist: Adoption Papers - She is transported to Gotham missing her hands and feet and has no desire to hurt people. She's fine.

The Onryō: Escapes Containment - I honestly think the Onryō has a pretty good chance of killing Batman himself and then escaping Gotham, he's been caught by memetic attacks before like in DC-eased as he uses a lot of screens. 

The Dredge: Escapes Containment - Without the cult in this reality its unknown how much power the dredge would even have, but assuming it can latch onto the minds of the people of Gotham, Batman really doesn't have a way to handle this.

The Mastermind: Death In The Family - Lets be clear, Albert Wesker is going go go to ground, no-one will hear of him and then suddenly resident evil is happening in Gotham. High chance he manages to infect one or more of the batfamily, and the due is smart at that, ain't no way batman is having this easily.

The Knight: Batman and Robin -  If Tarhos shows up alone? Gotham PD. If he gets his whole army? Escapes containment. Assuming a middleground of his three BFF's this is a small gang that will start recruiting, Batman and a particularly violent Robin (Red Hood or Damian Wayne) will have to stop them quickly, but they can manage that.

Skull Merchant: Batman Solos - She uses tech and I straight up don't believe she's good enough to hide the wifi signals from Bruce. She's getting caught.

The Singularity: Escapes Containment - I don't see how you're keeping this thing inside of Gotham. Day 1 its gone and is someone else's problem.

The Xenomorph: Death In The Family - This thing is going to shred through Robins and even Batman himself would struggle. He'd need to plan a trap/ambush and it will start to adapt to the city and blend in like it did the ship.

The Good Guy: Batman Solos - The only reason hes not Gotham PD tier is because he needs to be kept in special containment to not soul hop.

The Unknown: Escapes Containment - ahahahahahah No. Another Memetic hazard one that Batman is undeniably getting hit with.

The Lich: Escapes Containment - AHHAHAHAHA No. This is a justice league level threat.

The Dark Lord: Escapes Containment - AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NO. Another justice league level threat.

The Houndmaster: Batman Solos - If she has her crew then he might need a Robin, but I didn't give the Knight his army so this is just a girl and her dog.

The Ghoul: Batman and Robin - I think he has to break out some serious anti Justice league tech, but he's got this. Alternatively, this might be adoption papers seeing as without the entity he normally stays a hero after this point.

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I love drawing cute scenes.

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I am Emily, God of the year.

... Does this mean I'm a goddess that presides over years as a concept ? Am I the goddess of 2025? Or am I God of the year like employee of the month and it doesn't reflect my domain at all.

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I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

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who let biologists play dnd

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Well uh... these all fits. Given that my girlfriend is Plural.... I suspect me and her are about to share a body. The tragady tag is scaring me however...

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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Bleeeh can't focus on anything right now, my brain is just mush.

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I have tried to be a source of comfort from the problems we are seeing today,

But guys,

I am so tired.

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the perfect man exists and it's Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo 🙏

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For anyone following me ehre, im moving all the horny posting to @forcefemdolls so this blog can return to my fandom stuff like dead by daylight, don't starve, ffxiv etc etc So come say hi to wisp over there ^-^

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"Girl who is fanatically boy crazy" as a primary character trait CAN work and be funny but only if it's one person out of the whole cast and every other girl is visibly side-eyeing wondering what's wrong with her.

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If lack of money never worried you...

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Everyone told me testosterone would make me angrier. My family has a habit of attributing any anger I feel these days to the testosterone. I didn't feel any angrier, but my mother would still tell me that no, I am angrier now, and testosterone did make me angrier and *she* could tell.

A week or two ago, I got my proof to the contrary. I'd been having a difficult day, woke up late, and had to rush out the door, ran into minor inconvenience after minor inconvenience, and then the straw broke the camel's back.

I wrote out the kind of angry vindictive seething text message I used to write constantly. I didn't send it, of course, I copied it out and pasted it in the folder of my notes where I put all my rage venting.

And then I thought.

Huh, it's been a little while since I did that. And I checked the time and dates on my previous notes. The last one was a few days before I started testosterone.

And scrolling back, I noticed that they were *constant* at least one a week for *years* I used to get so angry that I would get the serious urge to say cruel hurtful things to or about people I cared about on a near-daily basis. I didn't realize how big of a problem it was until all of a sudden I hadn't gotten that angry in Eleven Months. Nearly a YEAR.

And then I realized in my rush to get out the door in the morning, I hadn't taken my T shot. My testosterone was the lowest it's been since August.

All of a sudden, I had demonstrable proof that testosterone really did make me less angry. That all that "you may not think you're any angrier but you are" was bullshit.

I feel like I should be angrier about this than I am. I know how angry I used to get. About everything. I just felt it again for the first time in a while. For once, it would feel justified to be that angry. But I'm not. I'm not mad. I'm just... disappointed, I guess.

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