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Dog Days (2024), ceramic tile
Happy Summer Solstice!
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Retired old souls all flock to Florida🌴🧉
(also omg guys tysm for the overwhelming kindess to just seeing the WIP of this!!!! I am seriously so grateful)
(also trust me the quality is alot better than the thumbnail)

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I don't think either of them is happy with the situation.
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everybody has something to say about greg heffley but nobody wants to discuss the spectre of physical abuse haunting the diary of a wimpy kid books….kidlit holden caulfield i saw you
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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Baurjan Aralov (Kazakh, 1997) - Untitled (2021)
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
#that rules#people really underestimate the insanity that is compounded doubling....#just play balatro you'll get it
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