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Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.
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There鈥檚 no time for a peacekeeper in an era of violence, Obi-wan
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cursed thought of the night: astarion and tav doing a rendition of feed me from little shop of horrors
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i know spring is here because i am drawing up my blinds to fully expose my window and staring at the sun in marvelous detail. drinking my tea with my bare feet on the cold tile of my floor (and thinking about what it would feel like if it were grass) and suddenly wondering why i ever allowed myself to forget that life could be this beautiful.
sorry for forgetting
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Another round? <3
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Pre tadpole Durge makes my brain go silly
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The entire Galemancer community right now
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I Want To Live (Life and Death)
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anyways dad!gale definitely obsessed with wearing his child in a baby sling. even when they鈥檙e a newborn/infant that doesn鈥檛 understand anything yet he鈥檚 got them strapped to his chest while he works in his study, monologuing to them about whatever he鈥檚 working on/studying at the time and about all the things he鈥檚 going to teach them once they鈥檙e older. tav wakes up from a nap (gale usually claims the baby to make sure tav actually rests) and goes into the study to see gale happily chatting away while the baby is just absolutely zonked out with their head against his chest. gale is personally offended at any suggestion of the baby being moved to the bassinet for the rest of the nap, they are perfectly fine right where they are thank you
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I could do more than woo you, I could wow you
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DODGE THIS
The Dark Urge casts Magic Missile.
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Matching cones
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old tav drawing
it only took like two hours and you can tell i hate rendering clothes, but the lightings fun so it makes up for it. (this is back when he had a mustache which i have since taken away ftmp)
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