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Lil Nas X on the Zach Sang Show

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One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

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..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

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A: [getting down on one knee] [opens ring box]

B: [gasp]

A: my dear, my love, would you do the honour of merging our taxes together?

B: [tearing up] holy shit, yes.

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Nintendo prototype aesthetic

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all of the emotionally abusive boyfriends watching midsommar in theaters sitting like

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We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

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Quest: whoso pulleth off this tire of this endangered crocodile’s neck, is rightwise president of Indonesia

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Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help

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beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

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2am thought: A tarot deck made up of Gary Larson cartoons

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no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey characters. gold pants. mismatched eyeliner. whatever huntress is doing that makes her so hot.

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Doctor: [singing 'Come and Get Your Love' by Redbone to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?