redsandsshoes
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Show up in shining colours And then stand there and get hit ((24, they/he))
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remember. you can put salt in instant coffee to make it taste different
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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guy who has a hard time keeping up with the trends and interests of his peers: oh man im really out of the loop lol
guy who's stuck in a time loop: HOW DID YOU DO IT
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careers in science & academia are so Cassandra-coded. you possess a Great and Burdensome Knowledge (at heavy cost*), which is both its own reward and its own punishment. and no one fucking listens to you
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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
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1 second of every star trek tos episode enjoy
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
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