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Yeah alright I need to finish the final episode of starstruck. Y’all are going to KILL me.

Rip Big Barry Syx I know you are not dead but you would have loved Never Stop Blowing Up.

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I just realized what I just read is insane. I mean I love it but wtf.

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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I feel like the only possible thing that couple be wrong is people not wanting tits to pop up on their phone in public…Which honestly? Skill issue.

"I reported her because she was posting NSFW without mature labels which is against TOS!!!" you'd narc on someone for having their tits out at a gay bar because it's illegal you simply are not trustworthy

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Just need a sign you can hold up like a YouTube citation. Say boo thang then stick out your “this phrase was invented by black people” card

Like this

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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Jk Rowling wishes she could be her

Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever

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Unsurprisingly, this was not the first time jace had said this to porter.

jace getting launched 120 feet was so stupidly funny. jog king jog!!

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spoilers

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i KNOW it’s not what will happen but funniest timeline is the one where Buddy creates his own god Bakarath through sheer conviction

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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

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Zelda rap. Pretty sure this post was aimed at this type of person?

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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Ears and tail estrogen no sleep ez gimmie that transgender combo

choose 3

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Because they are a bisexual with mad game. Can’t hold them down.

What makes the farmer of Stardew Valley so... different?

What made the Junimos believe this twenty-something loser could be their saviour?

Why does everyone accept their behaviour, and choose to believe they're a friend when their behaviour is almost stalkerish?

Why did Mr Qi believe they were interesting enough to meet?

When anyone else visits the old community centre, they find an abondened building with rotted wood beams and plants growing through the floor, but when the Farmer explores, the spirits of a different world greet them at the door.

Everyone knows of these legendary fish, rumoured, but never seen. The Farmer can find them all with unnatural ease. Willy has worked in the fishing industry for his whole life and he only knew of their existence, and has not once been able to find one.

The explosive force of several kilos of dynamite should be enough to shred a person to pieces, but, it just knocks them around a little.

Aliens crash landed on his property. The witch cursed his farm, the skeletons cursed his luck. The fairies gave him blessings in return.

Why is it that when anyone else looks down, they see dirt, but when the Farmer looks, they find an ancient fossil of unknown origin? Why does regular food and drink change them at the atomic level?

Is it a blessing or a curse to be at the centre of the vortex, forever forced to play out century-old vendettas and be the change in a thousand lives? Wherever the farmer goes, the world moves with them, twisting itself around to curse and appease them as much as possible. Is the Farmer drawn to the supernatural, or is it the supernatural that finds the farmer so alluring?

And everywhere they go, Mr Qi watches, and waits.

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Cool but like you can’t threaten people irl. Last time I checked that’s a crime.

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Buddy going to corn heaven and meeting hello and just sitting there going 😬

(("The Last Stand" SPOILERS))

Buddy Dawn waking up in the afterlife, meeting Helio at the gates, and after talking to Helio a bit thinking, in the back of his head, "oh. . . this is what Kristen was talking about with him."

I feel like Buddy would be like, "Wait- I was murdered??" And Helio just doing the Zuko "that's rough, buddy- oh your name is Buddy! That's funny!"

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No!!! Nobody understands. Mary Ann Skuttle is not uncaring and rude, or cute and sweet, OR terrifying and threatening. She's just autistic!!!! She's autistic, man. All of these things about her are autistic traits. She didn't do fucking nothing. Neutral/monotone voice? Speaking literally, asking direct questions, not knowing how to talk to people, not being keen on hanging out, not knowing what someone wants when they're being vague about it? Not uncaring, not rude, she's just autistic. Having certain interests that she focuses on more than anything else, (semi-canonically) eating the same things every day, being good at certain things, not knowing stuff? She's not "special", she's not CUTE, she's not "quirky", SHES NOT CREEPY OR THREATENING, SHES AUTISTIC. It's not "freaky" or "aggravating" to not have tone in your voice or to not converse very much, it's not "cute" or "silly" to have plush toys. She's never hurt anyone, she's never done fucking anything except exist. I'm gonna be honest, I'm kind of sick of this!! Mary Ann is not a "quirky" accessory to add to a crew, she's not a freaky little villain, she's not an annoying joke. Even for a fictional character this is shit treatment.

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

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