mcqueen
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me clicking "no" when an app asks if I enjoy it despite me using the app every day
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in the club balding
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The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show
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priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
me: i scooby dooby do
priest:
wedding guests:
my wife:
me: babe. please. say something.
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How do you start your day?
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A little bit of girlboss in my life
A little bit of gaslight by my side
A little bit of gatekeep is what i need
A little bit of gaybait is all i see
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