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no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

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You know that genre of video where they get internet celebs to read fanfiction of themselves? Andrew and Neil on a yt channel during the height of the Minyard-Josten Rivalry with Neil reading rpf fic while Andrew stares into the camera and occasionally gives one line zingers.

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how I imagine Kevin joining the foxes

alr posted this on twitter but it’s too funny to not post here too

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I am halfway through The Raven King and am terrified to continue.

Please someone, anyone. Just tell me, does the series have a happy ending? Please tell me it does.

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I love Jeremy Knox so much because not only do we not know what he’s going to say at any given time but honestly neither does he lmao

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"Not to be mean but-" and then they proceed to curse you and your entire bloodline

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arrange - june 24 - jegulus - black brothers - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 404 - got this idea from a tiktok

“Hi, I’m Sirius Black and I’m the Best Man.”

Sirius’s voice cut through the chattering crowd, drawing the attention of everyone in the huge room. James, who was staring, completely enamored, at his new husband, had to rip his gaze away to look over at his friend.

“I promise I have written a speech,” Sirius said, beaming at the crowd. “I even wrote it before the day of–take that, McKinnon!” A few people laughed. “But before I get to that, I have something special arranged.”

James looked to his left, exchanging a nervous glance with Regulus. “Do you have any idea—?” he muttered.

“Not a clue,” Regulus replied, looking terrified. “But if he does something stupid, remember that he’s your best man, not mine.”

James gulped, turning back to where Sirius stood, a terrifying smile on his face.

“James met Reggie when he was seventeen and was immediately obsessed. I’m sure you all remember,” he chuckled, allowing the crowd to grumble good-naturedly while James grinned and blushed. “But if you don’t, or you were lucky enough to not be there, I have quite a treat for you! I have proof! If you’ll all direct your attention to the screen to my left…Moony, you can roll the tape!”

Immediately, James’s stomach sank, because he knew what was coming. “Reg, wanna go have a quickie in the bathroom?” he whispered to his new husband, face getting warmer and warmer.

Regulus’s eyes, though, were glued to the screen, and he just waved his hand dismissively at James. “Later,” he muttered.

“Play this at my wedding! No–no I swear! Play this at my wedding!” On-screen James began shouting, his voice pounding through the speakers of the room. The screen showed James, Remus, and Peter all laying on James’s bed, Sirius clearly behind the camera.

“Why’s that, Prongs?” Sirius-from-behind-the-camera asked, his voice full of mirth.

“Because!” On-screen James grinned idiotically. “It’s–I’m seventeen, and it’s September first and I swear to all of you, I’m marrying Regulus Black someday. I swear!”

Present day James groaned, burying his head in his hands as the crowd awwed.

“I’m marrying Regulus Arcturus Black! You’ll play this at our wedding and I’ll be like, ha! Told you!”

“And that, folks, was James Potter, mere hours after he met Regulus Black,” Sirius said into the microphone, grinning.”And it all went downhill from here, as you can see.”

The crowd, and Regulus, burst into applause.

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hewo

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why did neil just accept that andrew was putting him in hot little outfits

why was andrew playing dress to impress with a real man he hated

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I am crashing out rn. I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY GF IN TWO DAYS. I CANT SURVIVE LIKE THIS.

I am stuffing my face with chocolate while crying bc i am so sad about this.

I hope she gets a new phone soon 😭

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tiny neil. what would you do.

no you're not allowed to chuck him across the room or planet

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beloved exy boyfriends 🤲

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The people. They yearn for Tiny Andrew

he has seen your responses to tiny neil

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Eyes✨

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„Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag. He didn't want the nicotine; he wanted the acrid smoke that reminded him of his mother.”

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tiny boyfriends

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Pre Hogwarts James coming back from school be like:

Effie: What did you do at school today?

James: Learned about dragons.

Effie: Your class learned about dragons?

James: I learned about dragons. I have no idea what everyone else was doing.