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can we stop arguing about a lactose intolerace headcanon and just give actual confessions instead of "split cant be lactose intolerant, you're sexist against lesbians!!!!!"

like brother that was from a jokefic made by a 13 year old.

i feel like yall would explode at a trans headcanon like oh my god.

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I HATE THIS GAMEEEEE WHY CAN THEY ONLY WRITE PURE OR JUST AAD DIVORCED RELATIONSHIPS WHY IS EVERYTBINF BLACK AND WHITE

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THAT UPDATE WAS SO BAD

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wtf is happening with the lactose intolerant thing

I've never seen anyone headcanon Split as lactose intolerant

what

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I don't think that split would be lactose intolerant. Like i mean. I think she'd be able to drink milkshakes. And eat banana splits yk. Do u get me

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i want to hug gnarpy so badly, even tho xe'd prob murder me n stuff

-slimyim is secretly miché in disguise headcannon anon

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i just stay in my own little corner most of the time, what the fuck is going on in the wider fandom???? also sorry if this sends twice i have bad memory

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/787087073088815104/can-i-be-real-here Hi, this is Folly speaking, there is no waking you up. You have been dead for 20 years, and this is your eternal damnation.

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hi, i figured i should post this here since someone said the lactose intolerance fic was deleted due to harassment?? i know the author irl, they just didnt want their work to get scraped by ai, theyre fine. i can't speak for everyone but im very fucking sure the majority was doing a bit.

sorry if this is weird, ive never sent an ask here before i dont know how this works.

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what the fuck is going on why are people debating about whether split is lactose intolerant or not AND WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH SEXISM 😭

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Also I think there should be more designs of unpleasant that radiate the insane amount of fear I get from seeing it ingame. Not like in the alpha sigma gamer way but in the “Pyramid head from silent hill is sitting next to me on the bus stop” way

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crying and sobbing. what the hell is happening here bro i only went to college for a few months 😭

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please dont leave us regretevator confessions we need you. we need you in these trying times

If it assures you any, I will never leave. I Can Never Get Out Of Here.

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ii love beiing a ca2ual fan of thii2 game becau2e the fanba2e actually 2uck2 2o much bro.

anyway lampert x pe2t

"I love being a casual fan of this game because the fanbase actually sucks so much bro. anyway lampert x pest"

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i don't gaf about lactose intolerant split i think it's misogynistic i prefer lactose intolerant gnarpy because gnarpy is a cat and cats don't drink milk if you didn't know

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I think I’m the only person out there who interprets unpleasant as also having had unrestricted internet access but because its parents especially sucked and had the iPad raise it and I’m frankly shocked I haven’t seen any other interpretations

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Am I dreaming? Is this real? Is my fucking screen blurry? Who the fuck cares if you hc Split as lactose intolerant? Why the fuck would that ever matter? In what situation is this ever a reasonable thing to complain about? Wdym “Hcing Split as lactose intolerant is sexist and means you hate lesbians!” I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

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